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Hes a lazy fucker.

Jesus this is the worst I've seen Villa in a long time.

Id still have Paqueta. I dont care what sense it makes.

Enrique was one of my favourite ever PL players but hes dead to me now.

Go on then: Given Trippier Schar Woodgate Hall Ben Arfa Bruno Lee/Tonali/Speed Robert Isak Shearer I'm not choosing between 3 of my favourite ever Newcastle players. Special mention 11, 3412 formation: Pope Coloccini Burn Botman Solano Cabaye Dyer Gordon Beardsley Bellamy Cole

Had no idea that he'd pulled Gordon back first, before doing the same to Isak. That's two yellow cards in one move. Arsenal and Arteta really want STFU in future. Biggest cunts going right now.

I've changed my mind. I think Bruno gets first 45.

Not that I'm trying to sell Isak but the timing is all wrong. Noone can afford him right now, the clubs that are in the conversation already have world class strikers (Kane, Mbappe, Haaland) and of course he has a long contract with us and neither the player or club wants this to end. It's much more likely that he signs a new deal. If he wins us a trophy, I'd happily knock a few quid off the selling price as a gentlemans agreement when the time comes and he's ready to move. Any player who puts a trophy in our cabinet, can have the right to choose their next destination IMO but show me that silverware first. Isak, Botman, Bruno, Tonali, Gordon, Joelinton and our young English fullbacks need to realise that they have history in their grasp. A trophy is coming if they stick together. It's a case of when, not if.

Moyes would do ok IMO. However it's a indicator of what a backwards club that they are. I'm gonna say they hire someone right out of left field. Someone foreign.

Really think this guy could be our captain one day too.

I don't think it's Dubravka that is the concern. It's the lack of a goalkeeper. I don't think Eddie wants to give him a 10 year contract but I think he will be deeply annoyed if we go into a cup final with a Greek Salad in goal.

Paul Merson. "If West Ham lose at the weekend, their season is over". What point is he even making? He thinks they should have given JL more time and that they've only sacked him because they've seen how well Forest have done. It's the ramblings of a mad man. Does he have any idea how a modern football club is run? Why am I even bothered. He's such a moron.

Wait, people thought we were getting a fee? I was always under the impression that any fee was negligible. I can see both sides to this one. I can see why Dubravka will want the security of the Saudi money and I can see why Newcastle might want to keep him around because we may have a cup final on the horizon. Fair play to Dubravka for playing so well that he's causing this headache.

He's not as press resistant as Bruno but sadly for the opposition, you need to get near him to actually press him.

Absolutely. Schar and Burn is first choice right now and Botman can't (really shouldnt) play vs Bromley. Schar has had a rest and therefore will be ready to play a few games back to back. In 2 or 3 games time, I could see him rotating either Burn or Schar for Botman. Southampton away perhaps.

Im sure its already been posted but this is an outstanding review of what we did.

Yeah apparently Murphy was goosed.

I'd definitely have Bruno on the bench.

Genuinely looking forward to seeing Targett and co. Vlach Trippier Schar Kelly Targett Miley Longstaff Willock Miggy Osula Barnes

I wouldn't even allow Isak near the ground.

Said it before but it's like we've plonked prime gattuso/pirlo in our midfield and gained a world class number 8 in Bruno as a result.

Gordon is a class act. Giving Burn all the credit.

What's Arteta going to blame?

If anyone questions him again, I swear to lucifer I'll hunt you down.

I think it's the first time I feel like a footballer is teaching me something new about the game of football. His reading of the game is beyond anything I've seen a black and white shirt.