Colos Short and Curlies

Improvement on 90% of the season so far. Take it it wasn't Butt

The Mighty Mullett vs the Mackem Mincer. Money on the Mullett, never bet against the hair

Can I get Radio Newcastle commentary via the web for this one?

According to this he's 13: http://www.soccer-talents.com/Caio_Vinicius_Duarte_Ferreira-3_7-22652-12.html And is Portuguese and plays for Benfica! Oba?

A.N Other so good he plays right back and left wing

Italian and Angentinian on loan Ferrari and Saviola?

Has to be one of: Drogba getting sent off in CL final Terry missing the pen and blubbing like a girl Gerrard getting arrested

Sign him till the end of the season then. Even if he sits on the bench for 18 games and gets 20 minutes here and there its an option which we don't currently have. Or we could stick Shola on the wing again

Better than N'Zogbia? If you took Charlies ramblings at face value you'd struggle to believe it!

Watching Barca now on SS1, MEssi is simply taking the piss. Hattrick and hit the bar within 34 minutes

Madoff the bastard!

I'm expecting a blog on this very subject on the BBC website tomorrow

Remember lads, this guy has his finger on the pulse. We're all doomed!

Its been fucking boring so far

to the tune of 'Oh my Darling Valentine'... We've got Mido, We've got Mido And he looks like Richard Reid

I passed a truck on the m6 Mohday Morning with Andreas Anderson Haulage written on it

Like NE5 to a Shepherd thread..... Can I swear in this thread? Robert Peston is a fucking cunt. He is the king of the cliche - listen carefully tonight, he will say absolutely nothing ground just repeating the same clap trap and half baked truths that he always does. He loves a soundbite and mouthing off over hysteria, read the story behind most of his blogs and you will see that it is more rubbish than the ghosts on Most Haunted or Alan Smiths goal record. And as for his sources, criminals more like, feeding senstive information to the media before it is announced to the LSE - its illegal but these 'sources' make plenty of money doing so. I predict: West Ham and Pompey will come up. Liverpools debt restructuring will be mentioned. We will be classed as at risk and a big deal will be made over how noone would/could buy us in the present climate Chelsea will be discussed in light of Roman ever buggering off He'll suck off Gordan Brown if he gets the chance. Add to that the fact that he has got the most smug pratronising voice in the history of rodent kind and you get one really spiffing chap.

Easter Weekend 2003(ish) Newcastle 6 - 2 Everton. You get one game like that and the cameras keep on a coming to them

He's also an idiot... When asked if Liverpool may buckle in the second half of the season due to not being in a title race for so long 'Not at all, they've got the squad to do it' Then asked, who's going to win the league? 'Man U - they've been there before and know how to deal with the pressure'

Ronseal thread

Oh come one, that deserved more than one smiley response lads!

Str8888888888888888888888888 like a Bafana Bafana.

I'd have him as our next boss. Articulate, obviously has a great knowledge of the game, seems to be respected within the game. Would love to manage a 'big' club in the premier league I would guess. Has Fulham playing decent stuff. That is all

West Brom, Pompey, Boro. In no particular order

If Citeh want him that badly then we should be looking at including Elano or Johnson in any deal (or even Jo.....??)