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I think I may literally piss my pants if this makes the Ronnie. Though maybe Alan has a sense of humour and will make a comment with reports linking Berbatove to the Toon being 'Wide of the Mark', and leave it at that

I'd suspect it's just to send a tip to Alan Oliver/Lee Ryder with a fake name saying you're itk and that you know Berbatov might come to Newcastle instead of Manchester United, throw in the image of Berbatov with the Newcastle shirt as well and claim he's a die hard fan. Surely I'd have to quote that sources close to me have suggested....

I think the whole tone of the thread shows no-one is taking it seriously, least of all me who started the thread

You have forgot Carsley who was a first teamer. Not looking good for Everton, i see no way in which they could finish 5th again wih affectively a worse squad. Whilst remaining in the Premier League Everton are somewhat of a Yo-Yo club, flirting with top 4 one year and relegation the next (whilst never being in serious danger). They'll be fine this year, mid table

Is there any way we can get this onto NewsNow or similar? Would love to see if we could get this onto SSN or some gossip roundup

Not the type of player/character they need at the moment.

EU regulations in force!

And we already have and Should be easy for someone to stick cutains on instead of the 'fro

Has this turned into one of those Role-playing adventure novels? Ok *flicks to 142* "You are killed by a fire-breathing dragon." Arse. i reffered him to an earlier post, so i did not have to fill the screen with about 10 quotes, and counter quotes, the fact that such a simple reference upsets you, makes you a MASSIVE ARSE....(_o_) We so need macros on the forum

Not even a tenuous source here, but its a great rumour all the same. Was speaking to a couple of colleagues who have been in London last week (not my boss who tenuously knows Ashley) and they spent a night in the casinos. Anyway, they claim that there was a buzz around one of the tables that Ashley has offered to take Berbatov on loan to get him out of Spurs but away from ManU. Would be the sort of banter I could imagine between MA and PK and the best rumour I've heard all summer! (It(k) would never happpen and I doubt its more than drunken poker banter but thought I'd post it anyway)

Well that's fair enough. His resemblance to Geremi is resounding They all look the same don't they? Oh hang on a sec

:haha:

What we need is a fist clenching, sky punching Steven Taylor smiilie. Or maybe a Shy one which flys across the screen Shame I'm crap at these things

My idea though! Good job btw! :colo:

Jonas looks like he's skipping along in a gay way there

Squint and Smith looks like Oliver there

Savilo was talking to a Real Madrid website was he not? He's hardly going to come out and say he is desperate to leave in that media.

I see there Luque thread has a few replies on it

This This ^ that. ^ The Other

Who in their right mind would want to move from Italy to Liverpool? Don't blame the lad

How about.... http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/698/698867/john-cena-interview-20060328040841917-000.jpg and http://www.teamtalk.com/Images/73824.jpg

Jimenez Cinco Vientres most likely

Which shows how dangerous a Red Top could be aimed with the right (wrong?) properganda

David James. Just to help keep Robinson etc away from the England team

Freddy Shepherd is the spit of the fat boss man in Dirty Dancing.