Colos Short and Curlies

You seriously think Liverpool didn't get any luck in winning the Chmpions League?

On Metro news now Sven, Houllier and Sam interested Nothing new, no quotes or owt

Its a disgrace that Wembley is going to be loaned out to a club for 2-3 years. Completely devalues it as a stage for cup finals etc. What happens if Spurs get to a cup final/ FA cup semi final. Are we going to move the game to Cardiff or Old Trafford to remain neutral? They should ground share with Charlton, the addicks could do with the extra revenue

first of all he says we have no chance getting hiddink in, but then says we have a chance of getting the likes of lippi, hitzfeld etc. Poor comparison there. Hiddink is unofficially on the Chelsea payroll, not a chance of him going anywhere. again, you know this how? OK, got me - just putting 2 and 2 together from the multiple stories in the majority of the papers that Roman was funding the Russia managers post if they got Hiddink in. I can't prove it, you can't disprove it, lets leave it as an unsubstantiated rumour

Poor comparisi first of all he says we have no chance getting hiddink in, but then says we have a chance of getting the likes of lippi, hitzfeld etc. Poor comparison there. Hiddink is unofficially on the Chelsea payroll, not a chance of him going anywhere.

Bjarni Gudjonsson? Its blatently Shearer after Botox and a new wig

What? Bringing on a twelfth man without the officials noticing you mean? Even better is switching from 9 men to 12 men. Coach HTT must have graduated from the Souness school of tactical know how

I might be wrong, but I thought that if news broke when the LSE was closed, they simply have to notify once it is open. I'm fairly sure we are AIM listed nyway, lot less stringent on the rules in there

Do you reckon that the only person who hasn't heard yet is Glenn? Edit: The sacking version of dumping by text - sacking via message board rumour

Courtney coming up soon on talksport. Expecting a good game here

Hairy hands. Never trust a man with hairy hands!

We announced the Duff signing on a Saturday. Bobby went on a Bank Holiday. The stock market excuse is just a convenient one for Fred when he wants to dely things

Its also not Newcarstule

Well at least I learnt that Birmingham are having an ope top bus parade

'Its a good day to bury embarrasing news' as far as Fred goes anyway. Also the pies went off after today so needed to get them eaten today

currently skipping between SSN and 5 live

So if he does go oin he nex couple of hours DJ Spoony gets to deliver the news. Joke football pundit on a joke club.

All the best to Bobby, if ever a man did not deserve the luck he is served up its this legend.

Or Roeder. I don't know how much stick people away from Newcastle are getting but I'm getting quite a bit. I do. I live in Birmingham and people think we are a joke at the minute I spend a bit of time near you and have had stick off Villa, Birmingham, Wolves, Derby, Man U and Liverpool fans, the worst though was a Sheff Wed fan taking the piss on Monday night in the pub. hope you give it back based on fact,o'neill set the league alight this year hasn't he,outspent us to get there aswell (i think). thats why what isn't a story at other clubs is headlines for us...cos our fans lap it up and go over the top on everything. i work with many boro fans and mackems,plus the usual glory hunting mix,all i need to do is stand back and look at thesituation as a neutral,then argue on the facts Got Swansea fans taking the piss down here. Now that's embarrasing!

Sylvain Distin is the in the top 4 centre halves outside the top 4 of the premiership. In the premiership. IMO. If that makes sense. (The other 3 are King, Yobo and Campbell, what order you wanna put em in is meh) Woodgate? Ben Haim? Bramble? Bastard. NSG beat me to it

we'll go down

First-half diagnosis? pffff Second-half diagnosis? big pile of doggy poopoo Full-time diagnosis? I'll tell you where we were when we was shit, we was at the Madjeski Star man for United? pass Worst United player? Pick one from Dyer, Bramble. Honourable mention for Zog's cameo Opposition comment? Nowt special, made them look better than they are Toon-pros? Only two games to go Toon-cons? Two more games to go Post-match feelings? Don't care anymore

Roeder was DESPERATE for Owen to score, just so he could say in his post match interview; "Glenn Roeder doesn't make excuses, but if Glenn Roeder had Michael Owen all season Newcastle would be much higher in the table." how about this..."glen roeder is a fighter and fighters don't quit. people forget this team that isn't mind. i expect us to come out fighting the same way i have battled my way back in life...no excuses...we need the extra half a million pounds" And although we don't like to talk about them, we have had a horrendous injury list, thats not an excuse, Glenn Roeder doesn't make excuses but whenever my big names have been fit we've, hmm actually played worse. hang on....

I was wondering wehter the Fat one will pull the trigger before Sat, give Clarkie some experience in the dugout before next season

Bramble about to score..... Edit. As if!