Colos Short and Curlies

Bruce taken over the reserves then

I'm going to stick with it being Ollie Ashley until it's proven otherwise

Just going to drop this bit in about his son.. Son Ollie, 28, appears to be the creative of the family, and isn't one who inherited his family's business acumen. Instead he is a DJ, going under the moniker DJ Exotica, and has played for the Saudi royal family in Dubai.

Not a chance Rexy doesn't throw one in. 1-4

If the courts rule that the information is necessary to the process and is according to the law that is a Saudi problem, not PL. I hope and believe PCP/PIF and Ashley have a strong case, but there can not be one set of rules for sovereign funds and a different for private investors. They'd also look at the timeline and if (as we have been led to believe) everything was going well then all of a sudden pressure is applied leading to this information need then the anti-competition bit kicks in

They're stuck in North Wales, bored out of their brains hence tweeting

We're fucked then

In all seriousness, do we actually think Penn is Luke Edwards, then? But hasnt this forum called Charnley Penfold before? Not that I can see thumbhead being able to type, but.......

Has someone hacked Mike Ashley?

When we signed Shearer he was easily in the top 3 strikers in the world. You can easily equate him to the Mbappe fee, maybe not quite Neymar due to his image rights but certainly north of £150m

How big is his family if that is for 2 meals?

It would be so heavily commercialised that it would make the Champions League's presentation look like a GCSE project. Sponsors printed on the pitch, substitution sponsors, goal music. It would be unwatchable as a sport

Two right, their all a bunch of dickheads. A apostrophe in dickhead's would of made that perfect

Insert grammar joke here. Please insert you're next gig date here, unless its already sold out? But judging by the interaction with the above, I'm guessing it's in a phone box so we're both good, I'll bring the snacks. I'll do it for him. your. too spaces between the comma and its but only one between comma and yeah. Consistency. Two Two.

Insert grammar joke here. Please insert you're next gig date here, unless its already sold out? But judging by the interaction with the above, I'm guessing it's in a phone box so we're both good, I'll bring the snacks. I'll do it for him. your. too spaces between the comma and its but only one between comma and yeah. Consistency.

I'm dusting down the old CV, they'll need a new Finance Director / Tea Boy

I'd have almost as much respect for him if that is a wind up vs if he'd actually mediated a solution alrwadh

The first meeting with Fraser would be interesting

Probably why we didn't win

Makes you wistful for the halcyon Pardew days

There was one in USA 94 involving Brazil where Keegan was co-commentating and slightly downplayed an obvious assault. We've had our share of poor fouls - was it Barton against Everton the season we went down? But the absolute worst

Probably the right place for this.. We've just had 3 debutants scoring, 2 in one game. Is Cisse the last debutant to score for us? and when was the last time we had 2 debut goals in one game? I'm guessing we are going back to Keegan's first stint if not earlier?

Mma is Caulkin, convinced of it

If I was a journalist in Saudi I'd probably limit my tweets as well tbf

It's the sort of thing that nobody everybody likes to see