Colos Short and Curlies

I can't believe that the loan to buy crack hasn't been clamped down on for FFP

Messed up Euros and Pounds for the fee didn't he?

Como has nothing on Kielder like

the white and green number may well have been Castores pitch to keeping the contract

Fab knows the score

we’ll I really don’t want to see MOs leaked nudes

would you admit to it ? it’s going to be rammed down the viewers throats all summer

Looks like this cunts daughter is going into Love Island. another reason not to watch it, may take up aortic modelling whilst the wife rots her brain cells for the next 3 months or so.

wrong, he’d be in breach of contract and could be sued by Brighton accordingly. would be pretty straightforward to show us as inducing him to breach his contract leaving us open to legal action as well. us paying Brighton is to have them waive the rest of his notice period therefore ending his contract

Looking forward to the media next week going to the position that this Liverpool team has reached its peak and now needs to be rebuilt over the summer.

Have to say Dawsons rather understated approach is pretty funny in amongst the carnage that is Mersin et al

timing is everything

injury time og from coutinho to crush Merseyside

I'd be wary on getting Raphina (or even Richarlison) if we are serious about Bruno's mate. 4 players from the Brazil Squad (yes Big Joe is getting in there) is a risk with the travel involved for internationals, we could be significantly weakened for a number of games. Talent wise its a no brainier though

I'll be sticking a tenner on Howe getting us top 4 next year. Needs some stars to align - Conte flouncing off, Chelsea starting a rebuild, Ten Hag flopping but there isn't much between 10/11 and 5/6 this season. If you are challenging 5/6 then we need to be ready to take advantage of a slip up. Pardew almost did it ffs. The no Europe is a major plus for anyone trying to hit the top 6 Having said that, top 6 and a good go at the cups will be a success, 7/8 is solid progress but would feel slightly disappointing

Biggest wtf in that game was what was Colo doing in channelling the inner Phillips Albert early doors

No complaining here!

What was it people were saying about Wilson coming back and ASM being more effective?

We’ve not got a bad record against London teams for our last home game. this could be one of those unexpected 3/4 nils

It's just Premier League to take into consideration isn't it? Or at least it should be. You'd therefore say that 2nd is the minimum expectation for both City and Liverpool and their points totals will be excellent but not exceptional. Neither should win Palace have improved from last season no doubt, but as pointed out they are 1 point above us, potentially will finish below us with a 14 game head start over Howe. Honorable mention but no first place. Brentford have absolutely overperformed this season and Frank has to be in the top 2. Howe's ppg is well in excess of both Palace and Brentford which for me puts him in direct competition with Frank. Frank will (and probably should) get it

That had sticky/ironed on stripes on the arm didn't it? Came off after one wash

Kanu, Wanchope, Shola. None were exactly prolific

6 goals a season right there with that mix

The Jan spend was £90m gross and net though, even if we only manage to get £30m through the door from the likes of Manquillo, Darlow, Hayden, Gayle etc with perhaps one decent sale for someone like Dubs, Almiron, Lascelles then you are looking at doubling our Jan gross spend in a market that doesn't carry the Jan premium. We can also pad out with some out of contract players. Its definitely not a 'spend £150m net and we'll be more likely than not be in the top 5' but there is very little to bridge form where we are and 7th and then you look for 1 or 2 clubs to fall short to challenge top 5 next year. That should be the aim with that sort of spending.

But ZZ never had the chance to play for a Big Sam team so who really won in the end?