Colos Short and Curlies

All of these gems and not one of the obvious Bruceball Or 25 shots 25 shots part deux 25 shots part tois Etc

Luckily Aguero will only be the bench, he can't do that much damage with just 45 mins....

I'm not on twitter but I hope there is one reply simply saying They're

Hope he hasn't done the updates on his ps5 in advance and spends all Christmas day in front of a download screen

Out

Tackle (and no I don't mean having his 'tackle' out on show, of course he could do that). Definition of a forwards tackle every time he went for the ball

Bergkamp for me, loved him as a player

(a) Love that shirt, its pretty close to the 95 one for me (b) How soft were those 2 red card? © How didn't Campbell see red when giving away the penalty? I'd had my eye socket fractured playing football at Uni that day, a little groggy watching it but then pulled a cracking little Irish bird the same night so overall a very good day

Mitrovic last minute winner

Can’t it’s a Friday feeling sorry What the fuck is in that candy bar? Chocolate

You're asking the PL to choose between the interests of the "big 6" and Debenhams. Masters is a Rocha John Rocha sort of guy

So who would be caretaker if/when he gets the old Spanish archer? Ramage? Shola (lol)?

Surely Man City must be worse off? One place above us

Shhiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt. Did you see that. Would love it for a real commentator to let their guard down like that

Another wonderful stat - 7 points worse off this year in the games we've played (vs last years scores). Only Sheff Utd have a worse record

CH updates were useful in the early stages, but there is usually a delay in things being published online so I would expect anything significant to be out in the media before CH reflects it

JOIN THE DOTS Ant & Dec retweet the fans legal action Rafa tags Ant & Dec watching I'm a celebrity tonight. Ant & Dec making jokes at Bruce expense. Mimms saying the new owners want Bruce out asap. Staveley has opened an account at the Bank of AntandDec?

Anyone catch Ant and Dec's little dig on tonight's IACGMOOH? Dec moaning that he couldn't watch the football, Ant replied you lucky thing followed by a repetition of 'There's no plan B'. So there we have it, a blind man can see how poor we are

Someone needs to tell Luke that whilst Bruce wants to sign players, no fan wants to sign the players he is looking at

Or they are bluffing

Well he didn't quite have it ALL. Shit penalty taker

If Amanda Staveley popped onto the forum saying looking good boys half the forum would collapse with their tongues out and schlong in hand

Never dream. What an inspirational speech. If only MLK said I don’t have a dream instead... It would certainly have been better if Westlife didn't have a dream

Pav and Shaka were perfectly fine keepers, rarely conceding goals that they 'should' have been saving. However they also rarely put in performances where they were pulling out saves that they shouldn't be making, and that in a few games that season could have made all the difference. 5 of our 8 defeats were by 1 goal with a further 6 draws (4 being 1-1) I'm not sure Martyn would have made that much of a difference, but a Flowers or Seaman probably win us the league.

I like Wilson and reckon he will score a decent number for us, but I'd take Rondon back any day