Colos Short and Curlies

no word of a lie I had this from a spurs fan that the plan was to sell Kane for £90m and take Mbappe on loan for a £50m fee. he would flop horribly in that scenario, wouldn’t risk his RM move

we’ve got 3 weeks until announcement, let’s play the build up rather than shoot our load on pic 1

I doubt there is a club with a better overall portfolio of kits this season. the design team have done good

each one of them is going to score at least 7 in the league I reckon. you’re also missing little Joe who will play there at times and I can see him getting 5+ Isak and Wilson 15 each. there’s 63 goals before you get to the midfield trio, defenders and the odd one or two from the rest of the squad

Basically what I used to play when there was only 2 of us playing back in the day. what next a game of FA doubles instead of extra time / pens? I’d be up for that as well

We brought Darlow on so it doesn’t look suspicious when we throw the game?

I want 10 mins of Bruno and Tonali on the pitch please

Org chart is upside down

Wasn't wor Fab showing a few grey flecks towards the end of the season? A little just for men being used me thinks

Not if there is no/minimal gain to us but gives players game time. It’s less of an issue than multi club ownership where players are farmed out to

why? If it’s loans without a fee that allows players to play then it would be pretty shitty for people to kick up a fuss. Any benefit on wages is chicken feed in the grander scale of things (although helpful to us in the short term)

we could lose Darlow and bring in a Scott Carson type for the Third choice. will dibs be happy sitting on the bench for another season if say Inter come in for him? At £15m for the 2 less £3-4m for the third choice it becomes a conversation point imo

How much do you reckon we’d get for Dubs and Darlow? could see Inter being interested in Dubs. bring in a true third choice on the cheap and £10-12m could be added to the coffers - pretty much all profit as well by now you’d think

the double hands on hips from Isak and Fabianski may well be my favourite single moment from last season

unless we’ve triggered add one it’s £5.3m amortisation left on Maxi - £16m over 6 years with 2 left to go. it’s the original contract length, you ignore any extensions given

He'd be great in a Bee Gees tribute band

bet there are plenty of Mike Hunts around though to slot in the joke. I went to school with one in Hexham, funnily enough him coming to school wanting to be called Mike and not Michael lasted all of one day ?

you got a joke and 2 historical cultural references in mine. you posted a short gay italian nobody is doing me for copyright infringement here

No pics I'm afraid 21st June btw

I don't want to be trawling back through the Tonali thread but I made this link agggeeeesss ago. I even referenced the Forest combo of Curry and Rice and the Bolton trio of Fish Costa Fortune for good measure

we need Murph to wave off Bellingham after a red card in the quarter finals

Any reason that welcome uses the maroon and blue hoops rather than black and white?

Reckon we could be going after the Turkish Messi/Ben Arfa hybrid and everything else is a smokescreen

Lols when Kane fucks of to Bayern now.

Looks like its a rest and recover job and not an op as well which is obviously the better scenario