Ashley17

The source for Carroll being sub is 5 Live btw

Capello's quotes confuse me: Contradictions o'clock

Carroll was poor against Stoke but if it's Shola who's in...Shola is poor against everybody (bar his one good game in ten)

Dempsey

Due to your lack of centre halves it seems Harry didn't want Corluka to be beasted by Heskey so went with Huddlestone at centre half.

Scholes in the Man Utd team. You crafty cunt Ferguson, made him my third sub due to his "10 day injury"

We're below Wigan

Bet365 live odds at halft time. "Wigan to win 3-0 20/1" Good fucking luck Ray Winstone

You're not exactly a shrinking violet though Sned [/McCarthy]

Really depressing when the first team in your accumulator goes down to ten men inside 10 minutes.

Good lad Ivanhoe

5th, we have 7, Man City in 4th have 11.

Their midfield of Whitehead Diao Whelan Etherington is...less threatening than it might have been, tbh. Salif Diao ffs. Wilkinson is going to kick fuck out of Ben Arfa

I love Hughton's ultimate attacking benches. "What's that, Sol can't make the bench? Get Nile on instead."

Delap & Faye only subs, lovely

Weird that Radio Newcastle's build-up hasn't started, musn't be capable of 1 hour and ten minutes of pre-match.

Good to see that unemployment has finished off Nicky Butt's hairline

Header in the 6 yard box off his shoulder, went wide.

Great finish Alex, you cheating cunt

It's daft to look ahead, but my word, if we win this there's some shite we could get in the quarters. Would be a weak as piss last 8. Man Utd Birmingham Wigan Villa Leicester/WBA West Ham Ipswich And that's probably the reason we won't win

Will blatantly be on Sky looking at the other ties. I'd expect Wednesday 27th October, hopefully get a crowd to see our "Carling Cup team." And Leon Best.

You know fine well if they had 0 points come Sunday 26th they would soon have 3 on the board.

I've gone mental this week and played my wildcard, team is now: Pletikosa, Vidic, Clichy, A Cole, Faye, Fabregas ©, A Johnson, Bale, Scholes, Rooney, Carroll Subs: Ben Arfa, Onuoha, Jerome, Foster Decent squad of 15, certainly should do ok long term. Have £0.8m in the bank should I need to alter some things in the coming weeks.

Ring them and clear it up, you'll probably have to go with the card you paid on and your postcode and they'll give you them at the ticket office. Happened to me at a game last season but was sorted easily enough.

I think it's smarter to announce it now than in say May 2012. Announcing a successor early however I think is always a recipe for disaster.