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That Faroe Islands Under 21s guy

It's Newcastle Town, silly live score

NUFC.co.uk says it's Vuckic, not Edmundsson Krul, Tavernier, Enrique, Coloccini, R Taylor, Barton, Nolan ©, Vuckic, Carroll, Best, Ranger Subs Alnwick (G), Williamson, Guthrie, Routledge, Smith, Xisco, Ameobi, Lovenkrands, Edmundsson, Ferguson, Henderson

Yeah I think Hughton is trying to give everybody some game time at this point in pre-season, might see some "proper" teams against PSV/Deportivo/Rangers

Norwich team is pretty strong, in the sense of it's pretty much their first team: Ruddy, R Martin, Drury, Nelson ©, Crofts, Jackson, Hoolahan, Surman, Fox, C Martin, Ward.

Saw Lough was on that free agents list the other night so I guess that's former Newcastle United youngster

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They remind me of us a few years ago in the sense that many of their players have issues or are living off past glories, and we all know how that ended for us. Gordon - Good keeper but getting a lot of injuries these days like a certain ex-keeper of ours. Cattermole - Good player but a cunt, will get more reds than assists, Joey Barton junior? Richardson - Ex-Man Utd, hasn't hit the heights bar a few good games and has a dodgy back. Likes a drink. Malbranque - Turned up to training drunk and isn't getting any younger Bent - The talent, if anything happens to him they're fucked. Jones - Had his head turned, isn't even automatic first choice these days. Riveros - No idea how he'll turn out, could be good, could be shit. Bramble - Bramble McCartney - Always injured. Unfortunately that Henderson looks a good player, Zenden has been very tidy on a free and they can probably muddle a defence together from Angeleri (?), Turner, that Egyptian and Da Silva. Few injuries though and it could be an amusing season from them.

Good read that, well found Jonny. Particularly liked this bit

Sky quite often "dangle the carrot" if you will. You'll probably get them free for a month or something then they'll get encrypted.

Some Turkish newspaper has claimed Fenerbahce are in for Bent, so some random Turks have all sent things to Bent on his twitter telling him to join and such. RTG is melting down over it, it's as tenuous a link as you'll ever see but they're all shitting bricks. Oh and their resident ITK claims they've nearly agreed a deal with David James.

Norwich lost 1-0 to Dagenham and Redbridge tonight, quite a strong team, mix of regulars and youths. Like it matters but their team was: Norwich City: Ruddy (Steer, 60 min), Francomb, Tudur Jones (Nelson, 60 min), Ward (Russell Martin, 45 min), Gordon (Drury, 60 min), Gill (Fox, 60 min), Korey Smith (Crofts, 60 min), Lappin (Surman, 60 min), McNamee (Hoolahan, 60 min), Jackson (Dawkin, 60 min), Chris Martin (Johnson, 60 min). Sub (not used): Whitbread.

They had Djimi Traore for fuck sake

You're in a whole world of trouble if and when Greg sees this.

They'll do what they're told

When some Dane is speculating in Danish, I think it's nailed on.

I read that somewhere else, might have been RTG.

Being played out of position He's right footed, and prefers to play central midfield. Being played on the right doesn't give him an excuse to misplace a 5 yard pass as he did on many occassions at the start of last season. I do however think he was carrying an injury, as he got treatment in just about every game and never looked comfortable before finally admitting it was fucked and getting surgery. Just my opinion though.

We've just signed up for Sky Sports with Virgin Media, much better prices than that and the signal won't be shit when it rains.

Caroline Cheese leaves the BBC on Friday, I'll miss her live texts to be honest.

I'm in, gammy ankle permitting

Perch will be the back-up for Enrique assuming we get another centre half in (Sol?). The centre midfielder will be Gosling, which leaves a forward as a definite priority, whereas I think we'll get a winger in if it becomes a necessity (i.e. an injury). Vuckic may well end up us as our back-up left winger and we'll doubtless shove one of Guthrie/Barton/Gosling out onto the wing if necessary.

Steve Taylor off injured

Vuckic, oh my. 3-0

Goals have just been on SSN, Ranger's finish is a lovely flicky back heel sort of thing