Ashley17

Put your hands in the air, Vassell is here!

Geremi is their new president

Turkish club's chairman: Right then Ron, just sign here and you're ours for 1.5 years, get in. Geremi: Tremendous old chap, I can't wait to start playing for you after the African Nations Turkish club's chairman: What? Geremi: Yes I'm the captain of Cameroon, I'll be gone for a month and you'll have to pay me handsomely whilst I'm away. I'm 29 btw. Turkish club's chairman: *mumbles* Why did I get a photographer

Geremi was due to sign for them in 2003 but he just got there now, hence the confusion.

Fuck off man you old cunt

Zoggy up here? with a Mackem twat very strange and brave.; Who signed Zog for Wigan? Doesn't take Marley to figure out what's going on there

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/articles/bassong-completes-spurs-switch-20090807_2240137_1745970 that's no confirmation? That's not us signing him.

That's Jason Roberts MBE to you

Everybody has known since the summer that this was the last year of Beckford's contract, he was transfer listed in the summer as a result. It's the worst kept secret in football, Hughton putting his marker down if anything eliminates a lot of clubs interest - I doubt he'd join a Coventry or Preston like team if we're interested.

All of these articles are exactly the same man

Yep, worrying isn't it?

They are good players, Redknapp has done wonders for just about every area of your squad. But the values bandied about by that fella are ridiculous in places. Everybody on this board knows Woodgate's quality but they also know he's a cripple who's not getting any younger - nobody in their right mind would pay £8m for him.

"Highlights" are on NUFCTV now for those who subscribe. For all it sounded a shite game, we've hit the woodwork twice and bossed the game, should be in round 4 outright.

That's just ridiculous, Ekotto, Dawson, Keane, Woodgate, King, Crouch, dos Santos, Jenas, Kranjcar, Modric, O'Hara...all generous. I mean they even think they'd get £100k for Jimmy Walker, the inventor of time.

People like Kevin Davies, yes he's very good at what he does but he's hardly brilliant. Even someone like Zamora, until this purple patch he's in at the moment, he's been shit his whole career in the Premiership.

Why is that filed under Premier League?

Any date is probably fine for me, just want to see this actually go ahead. Can someone with experience of this draft the formations from the teams as they stand so I can see where I might end up, I've always preferred blue but Kezman is a blue and after he deleted me from his facebook friends, I'm not sure I'll be welcome.

18th I think.

As if there'll be a fee He's old, we'll just be happy to get him off the books with his 50k wages. His contract is up in 6 months anyway.

Would it surprise you if he didn't even know about this? I think he's going to get a shock when he logs in tbh

Quotes from Chris "the man" Hughton, December 31st 2009 (from http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/4826753.Newcastle___s_offer_for_Beckford_is_rejected/) Hardly Nostradamus like is he?

This could have been broken more gently. Bye.

Reading have won once at home in about 15 months*, anything other than a win is a bad result [/captain obvious] *Stat might not be spot on.

Care to elaborate or are you part of the "play the kids, I don't care" clan? We still have to play the replay against Plymouth, and i f we lose that, we will have the same number of matches as WBA... WBA have a game in hand because they had a game postponed against Blackpool. That will be played during the week.

Care to elaborate or are you part of the "play the kids, I don't care" clan?