Ashley17

Yes thanks for taking the subtlety out of that

Our last wins were Birmingham and Fulham back to back. ZOMG.

If Bolton go down will they play a shitty song over the PA to highlight the fact?

Fulham/Everton trying to set some sort of record for most Americans in one match

Can't see Wigan winning with 10 men for 85 minutes..16th beckons I'm afraid.

Koumas sent off

Hope Wigan beat Bolton, also a draw would be acceptable. As long as Bolton don't win.

Moyes has made the logical decision of just playing Lescott as a striker

Fulham lead...

The very criteria for this list combined with KD's selections make my head hurt. So it's the top 5, not based on current form but overall ability. Yet Given doesn't make the top 5 keepers whereas Foster and even VDS do. Richards is the best right back in the prem apparently despite playing CB for his club. Gary Neville's in there too, christ knows if he can even move at present, no doubt over time he's been great so surely Andy Cole, still on the books at the mackems should be in the top 5 strikers...oh wait he isn't. Centre backs see Ledley King sandwich between players who generally rarely miss a game, yes King is good when fit but Gallas is surely better, I'd even rate the Woodgate more than him and he's not exactly captain fitness. There aren't many left backs about so there's not much to say there. Moving into midfield and somehow perennial 20 goal a season man Frank Lampard misses out, yes he scores some flukey deflected goals but you don't accidentally get so many goals from midfield. Winger's you could argue about the order of some of them but it woul be even more pedantic than the rest of this post. Is Arteta the best left midfielder in the Prem? I thought he was used down the right, but I'm not sure so won't comment. The strikers...well Berbatov in second...above Rooney....and Torres...

Norwich had a good run (13 unbeaten or something) and then got tonked 4-0 off Leicester and have been struggling since then really, seems Roeder hasn't been able to pick them up. What a surprise eh?

Cry Baby > Cripple

Pearson has stamped that defensive steel into Southampton I see

Are you flying from Newcastle ? Location: Ithaca, NY

Jermaine Pennant?

What did we decide on the other Davies (Curtis) - fee agreed but hasn't been paid yet, technically

Been capped, against Denmark I believe

Aye with Milner out it gives him opportunity to put golden boy Smith on the right and bring in Viduka up front. Fuck sake

Is there only me that finds it ridiculous that Cardiff won't go into the UEFA cup if they win the FA cup because of which FA they represent? It basically means if they were to come up they have nothing to build towards many years down the line if they can't qualify for Europe.

Fitness, I assume

Surely someone with managing or coaching experience would be classed as ambitious. This is just appointing a fat Welshman who hasn't played regular football for a few years.

Is that really ambituous?

No, he played in that one on boxing day a few years back when Bowyer got sent off and I think Crouch scored with a header that went in off the post and Given.

Viduka's new nickname?

There are 7 teams (if we're in the shit then so are Boro, their upcoming fixtures are tough) scrapping to avoid 18th...Fulham and Derby are as good as gone. I don't know what to say, I'm absolutely gutted. So many chances, so much possession, as somebody said this is worse than a 6-0 loss. It's all very well saying "we've got Fulham and Reading at home" but I wouldn't back us to beat anybody right now. A win from anywhere would set us up nicely, I honestly think that's all it will take to kick us into gear, but where that win will come from I don't know.