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Would laugh if Keegan got back into the dressing room and Terry Mac explains that he's just read the BBC website and Woodgate's on his way.

Maybe there's a clause in Woodgate's contract that he can't leave Boro for a team who haven't gone as far as them in the cup, he's gutted that both his potential suitors had to play at the Emirates and Old Trafford. Seriously though, everything was fine at 2.30pm when Souhtgate spoke, something's changed in 3 hours

Was looking forward to getting my Woodgate name back but Woodgate8 would sound silly anyway.

They had 3 kids, a clown and a keeper on the bench, do you really think they would have made a serious difference?

Really fucks me off when you see some of the ties we could have got, some right shit are in round 5 and we've once again had a shit draw.

Clutching at straws. We've got Emre suspended, he can make a difference. Dyer and Bowyer didn't get away with it for an FA Cup semi. Double standards. Firstly, Emre makes no difference. Dyer and Bowyer threw punches at each other, the 2 Arsenal lads had a bit of handbags. Hardly red card offences. Hands were raised, red cards should have been given, that's the facts. Not that it matters now

Oh silly silly Nicky Butt

Well that's that over with.

Duff off for Kazenga

Blackburn lead at Villa in the league

Is that Benayoun's second hat trick this season?

Derby are a Championship side tbh. I was more getting at what Dave and Wullie have since said tbh. Also Preston are near the bottom of the Championship I think.

I wish Arsenal would fuck off and leave to us to enjoy half time at 0-0

Meanwhile, Derby 0 - 3 Preston. Christ.

Fuck you, Liverpool

"Havant & Waterlooville might have beaten Liverpool at Anfield last week, but many years ago, Ronnie Radford did this for Hereford! Remember this everybody!!!"

HAVANT!

Ooooh Tayls

Well there's your "what-if" moment for later this evening when we're licking our wounds, what if Clichy wasn't on the line. Fuck me Owen nearly got on the end of a Carr cross. Come on lads!

Smith shot headed off the line

It's a shame it'll probably end up about 7-1, but until then

There goes Rosicky, on comes Eduardo

Pompey 0 - 1 Plymouth

Radio said Lehmann, definitely