Ashley17

60. Up to 5th :-/

Probably our most direct player, except maybe Sissoko when he can be arsed

I think they probably made the rule a while ago and since then La Liga games have become more popular than ever over here...and nobody has changed it.

You're all forgetting dickhead has to take the half time team talk yet. We'll still lose.

Nope, it's at 3pm not allowed under UK law. What? That's ridiculous. It's to protect attendances

Blatantly a euphemism

1-0, Bony

NUFC subs: Elliot, Haidara, Anita, Ameobi, Cabella, Riviere, Perez. Injury to a centre half, anyone?

As if they've called it 4-3-3 as well

Saw this morning Cabella is 3rd on the chances created list, so obviously he'll get the chop

Made this exact point at work today. Obertan in, Cabella out

Been horrendous so far this season. Since they ditched 3 at the back his frailties have been badly exposed. Pairing him with Dawson won't have helped

Is that for real or a shop? That's utterly ill-mannered for an official twitter account. Real, Roma replied when he scored

Sky don't like things to clash with the Ryder cup, so they took the opportunity to use up one of the slots for these 2 shithouses

Welbeck assist?

Just seen there's a 3 game TV Sunday next weekend. Starting off with Man Utd vs Everton (nice), then Chelsea/Arsenal (oh my) and then rounded off with West Ham/QPR (!!!???)

Hibbert

I can see why people do it but he's not going to get sacked for losing in the Cup, if anything he'd probably get a payrise.

If Ashley hates cups so much maybe he'll fire Pardew for winning aka the wet dream scenario

I just don't think people really care tbh, I imagine a lot of posts are tongue in cheek too. I was being entirely serious, I'm conflicted as fuck with this cunt in charge

I'm confused, are we now angry to be winning cup games?

New entertainers tbh

Full time.

This fucking night

Another chalked off