Ashley17

An axis of Guzan, Senderos, Vlaar, Delph & El Ahmadi is very bald and important

Really wanted the commentator to say "here's Bobby Zamora STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU" after that bit of play

The more I hear about it he's realised they're not going to be able to attract anybody decent so he's taken the first possible opportunity to leave with his reputation at it's highest and look like a martyr

Did Lineker just break stride to say "christ what's he doing there!?" at a cut-out image of himself? What a guy

Have Shearer and Gullit kissed and made up since 'that' game?

Once all fixtures in the week are done, so Monday night in this case

They've agreed a fee for Fer so perhaps he won't be for much longer

Barkley out for 5 months

You know how everyone has Rooney? EVERYONE has Debuchy KaKa doesn't.

Debuchy assist, Ramsey goal, let's all get drunk

Fixutres have been generated now so unfortuantely not

What the fuck happened there?

Fuck off

1 assist, 1 goal

Allardyce probably the only manager actually worse than Pardew

Snodgrass goes off injured for Hull, surely Aluko's time to shine? Nope, Stephen Quinn.

Noble always takes them normally, doesn't he? Yep, scored his last 10

How? Just to fuck us off I think, would think it will get credited later. Got it now

How? Just to fuck us off I think, would think it will get credited later.

No assist for Jones

Until they get more experienced players back, it makes sense. Undoubtedly, I can't believe he started with Lingard at right wing back

3-5-2 sacked off then.

Nani for Hernandez

Have they created a chance in open play? I don't remember one of note.