Ashley17

I've gone for Di Maria over Ramsey, just whilst Ramsey's fixtures aren't the best. Having said that, seeign what he's up against today I regret it already

Milner over Nasri. Say what?

That Fret! God that's grim Pretty much the starting side I would say except for Haidara. Yeah logically Haidara would start but we conceded 3 last time out and Pardew loves swapping left backs

Krul Janmaat Dummett Williamson Colo Anita Colback Sissoko Cabella Gouffran Riviere Subs: Elliot, Haidara, Taylor, Abeid, Obertan, Ayoze, Tiote Roster is full ffs

Ashley's entire philosophy, as we've seen with our transfer policy, is to buy players when their value is lower than their true value. That is why Rangers is such an attractive proposition to him, they're on the verge of administration again so he can buy for peanuts and there's every chance he can sell for far more in 5-10 years.

Whip round?

Catch up with the 2 England games next then. Spoiler: he started neither.

Elliot is rubbish but he probably realises if he can get a game somewhere he has every chance of being Ireland's number 1. He's up against Given, who's older than time, Westwood & Forde who are very average and probably some other crud. He made some unbelievable saves down at Southampton when we got turned over 4-0 but he's also an embarrassing fat mess so swings and roundabouts

You could say he's gone up a notch since moving to real leagues

Equaliser out of nothing for Georgia, great hit

You've been solid if unspectacular. Georgia have been awful, Ketsbaia has them playing some 3-5-2 shite and it's really not working.

It never happened, think "Rene Mul" meant "Pepe Mel" but who knows

Just prolongs Gouffran being in the team and means he can play Tiote and Colback. Fuck sake.

They are sponsored by Soccer AM incidentally

As Keenan would say, WHHHHYYYYYY?

Bruce has been on Five Live, they only made a move for HBA today after deciding to let George Boyd go. What a fucking upgrade that is

Not even going to do an 11pm announcement to piss off the local media. It's literally nobody, it's farcical

The banner is on the beeb!

We sold the leaves in March as they were in the last 6 months of their contract

Borini to QPR is off

Needs to be on every page. Aahh, that's better. The fact that Sam Matterface landed that gives us all hope tbh. Separated now though...

Thought they had shut Sky Sports News radio down?

We'll loan Richards or Boyata or some other useless cunt if MYM leaves. Think we'll get Joel Campbell on loan too

Holtby to Hamburg

Anyone picking Villa players, do yourself a favour and look at their next 5 or 6 games. Enjoying everybody buying Alan Hutton at present