Ashley17

Turns out 3-5-2 is still shit.

So you're telling me you criticised everybody's team and your ace in the hole is Sone fucking Aluko?

Lingard, fucking hell

You may as well go Naughton if you're going the Spurs route, at £4.5m I think he's their only right back until Walker recovers

He's a midfielder called Can - £5.5m

Coutinho has been talked up by Rodgers a lot in pre-season, it's a shrewd pick. Problem is other than GW1 Liverpool have tricky games so I'm opting elsewhere for the start

His home planet needs him, basically

Why advertise the fact you're a megacunt?

If Pulis is leaving Palace I'm getting rid of my Palace defender, which opens up a whole new can of tinkering.

I did one a few years ago with only ex-Newcastle players. It was crap.

"Second Round ties will be played in the week commencing Monday August 25th and a seeding system will operate to keep Premier League and some Championship clubs apart - as this is partly based on which club progress from the First Round, it's not set in stone until the draw is made." Previous years we've drawn stalwarts such as Huddersfield, Scunthorpe & Accrington, oh and who can forget last year's classic at Morecambe

Correct

They've had big investment, similar to what Crawley had

Quick google says Man U - Everton in 1985 Chelsea/City was on ITV a couple of years ago

Yet when Shearer called him on it it was Shearer who got the abuse. Morons.

Probably 3d choice CB and 2nd choice RB atm. Think they'll buy a new 3d choice CB mind. Mertesacker's had no pre-season but they're up against Palace next weekend, so they could really do with all the height they can find.

It was good of City to buy a goalkeeper who cannot suffer from dandruff

Chico has left Swansea and joined some Qatari side

Robins leaves Huddersfield. Farcical really but Pardew reckons they are a good side

Imagine if your last name was Mings

Just think, Ruiz was our fake bid of choice a few years ago, he could have played at Blyth last night if he'd chosen better

Love how they've got about 10 players still on the books that seemingly just can't be arsed to play. Where are Ruiz, Stekelenburg, Mitroglou, Kacaniklic, Amorebieta etc? Stekelenburg is having a medical at Monaco. Fuck knows about the rest

Saw their team contained Harewood, Tommy Miller & Stuart Parnaby. Goodnight.

Called "Ken Darlow" on the Sky Sports News rolling ticker

Last season Aguero had no pre-season before we went there, and look how that turned out