Ashley17

I think that's key here, two likeable players have scored

Ayoze!

I assume he wanted to go somewhere we he thought he'd play every week and score a few to get a place in the ACON squad this January.

Can't believe so many people are asking why it's not on yet, it's been publicised all week

Why is Tav taking Wigan's pens?

Bought in Aguero for Costa. My position at the top of the head to head is in jeopardy I feel

My mate keeps calling Harry Kane "The Wind" and it annoys me intensely

Don't forget player manager David James

2 of them were sat in front of us at the Hull game, turned up 30 minutes in and sat with hoods up and arms folded, miserable as fuck

Colback looked vaguely useful against City when he was chasing the ball a lot and there was no Tiote. In 95% of games there is no need for him, a total waste of a shirt

Why would he? He's a dream for Pardew's "style" of football

60. Up to 5th :-/

Probably our most direct player, except maybe Sissoko when he can be arsed

I think they probably made the rule a while ago and since then La Liga games have become more popular than ever over here...and nobody has changed it.

You're all forgetting dickhead has to take the half time team talk yet. We'll still lose.

Nope, it's at 3pm not allowed under UK law. What? That's ridiculous. It's to protect attendances

Blatantly a euphemism

1-0, Bony

NUFC subs: Elliot, Haidara, Anita, Ameobi, Cabella, Riviere, Perez. Injury to a centre half, anyone?

As if they've called it 4-3-3 as well

Saw this morning Cabella is 3rd on the chances created list, so obviously he'll get the chop

Made this exact point at work today. Obertan in, Cabella out

Been horrendous so far this season. Since they ditched 3 at the back his frailties have been badly exposed. Pairing him with Dawson won't have helped

Is that for real or a shop? That's utterly ill-mannered for an official twitter account. Real, Roma replied when he scored