Ashley17

How did Scottish football allow this to happen? http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9108456/

Think positive, we could get him the sack

Watch City get beat at home off shitty West Ham tomorrow, that's when you know it's time to give up

Need a goal? Kagawa? Hernandez? No. Darren Fletcher

This irony makes me sick

We could be in 10 cups, if you're bottom of the league you'd struggle to find a team happy to swap with you

I wouldn't mind being in a semi final but I'd rather not be bottom of the league in January. How anybody can envy that is beyond me. Also being in the 4th round isn't an achievement for most teams. Do you envy Southend?

Pardew seems to have come to terms that Shola will be gone soon, but he has a target man fetish that we seem incapable of satisfying. So Shola is that man until we agree to pay Gomis an extra pound everytime he farts or whatever nonsense held up that deal in the summer

Fucking Routledge

We desperately need more creativity. Without Cabaye there's only Ben Arfa and our players just watch him twirl. Marveaux could do it but he's obviously out of favour. Cabaye has missed City, West Ham, Southampton and 70 minutes of Fulham, resulting in 1 goal for us from those games (ironically from a long willi set piece). Assistance needed.

I would love Nigel de Jong Worst post of the year. He's a very good player He's a cunt, and I only want to sign a cunt if it's a necessity. This is not.

No need for that

It better be an actual piece of news and not an enquiry or some bollocks.

Ranger on a free

Why the fuck is Ki playing at centre half?

I completely agree, but sadly this is the world we live in. The sooner the FA Cup is bought back by BBC and/or Sky the better

It's the advertising revenue the TV companies can get from Man Utd/other large teams

Shouldn't complain though really, need as many of the big teams to stay in until the mackems run out of football league teams to draw

Maybe Bolton vs Cardiff if there are 5 games again. They'll jizz at the prospect of Solskjaer

Stevenage vs Everton, Borunemouth/Burton vs Liverpool, The Football League vs Man Utd, Southend vs Hull are my early predictions for TV games

Kidderminster or Peterborough, fancy that.

Wonder which third tier mess will be visiting Sunderland this round

Wonder if the mad Carlisle fan at SJP yesterday has made it to the SOL or if he is passed out on a bench somewhere

What about now? We lost 5-1 at home to Birmingham when they were in the Championship with a full team out, how Roeder lasted another 4 months I'll never know. Both unforgivable results though IMO. Absolutely, but given how stretched their squad is already (regardless of who's fault that is) I don't blame him for resting a few. No excuse for it to be 4-0 like.

If Lansbury could shoot they'd have 10