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We've just tried the Bekcham/Scholes corner but with Tiote being Scholes. FML.

2-0, Gouffy

We scored from a corner

Mike out.

Could be worse, I took out Lukaku

No Lovren for Southampton is a bit of a blow. They've brought in that Hooiveld who loves an OG

He's a World Cup pundit in Germany

+ Barkley assist! :snod::snod::snod::snod: They've not given it to Barkley

Surely he was sat next to everybody?

Genuine question - if that's how you want England to play, did you want Harry in charge?

It's been totally relayed, it's one of the best in the country now apparently.

SD News trying to flog Santon - "omg he's gone " SD News say we're signing Tom Ince - "SD News "

Tiote wasn't named in the squad but was there supporting, bit odd that he's ended up on crutches

He's monumentally shite, why tire out their best players playign 2 games in 2 days when you can let this moron play in the friendly.

They have a friendly on Monday, hopefully he is being saved for that.

They've qualified twice ever.

45

I meant his comments on preparation rather than tiredness btw bimpy

For all the grief we gave Pardew for his comments about the Europa League, it seems more accurate with every passing week given this result and the current Swansea score. Fair play to him though, 2 difficult matches won back to back. Back to back home games usually bring us a maximum of 4 points though, so not getting too excited just yet.

Sounds flat as a fart at WHL

Next 2 games are Arsenal & Chelsea away

Odds on Nolan scoring and putting the final nail in Hughton's coffin?

41 from 6 players. The majority came from captain bitey and Lallana

For those who didn't see it, Guthrie was getting treatment on his groin, so Barton helped out by putting his boot on his balls. He didn't stamp on them or anything and Guthie laughed it off. Hilarious I know.

Fucking hell