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2m Euros if true - we have robbed them: http://sportwitness.co.uk/details-imminent-newcastle-exit-player-expected-cost-just-e2m/

You'll be lucky.

This feels like the worst thread ever.

Not confident at all.

Me too. Fun at first but not when you realise the same old shite is happening again.

Losing interest in this now. Looks like another load of bollocks.

Just waiting for Lee "Harbinger of doom" Ryder to kibosh this.

In better news: http://sportwitness.co.uk/newcastle-player-interest-la-liga-side-added-clubs-list-summer-targets/

Classic Ashley.

Perfect timing as ever. "We didn't have sufficient time to complete transfers".

Perfect ending - take another season in the third division mackems.

Hahaha!

Howay Charlton - last chance.

Totally is him.

I really wanted us to sign him then as well. Lucky escape.

Keith Downie will never live this down if he's got this spectacularly wrong. Does sound positive but I'm sick of waiting.

Dragging on a bit, this. Still not sure what to expect.

Put us out of our misery Rafa.

I'd still be surprised if he signs.

Derby for me too. The 3 promoted sides would be favourites to be relegated then.

He'll leave. Tends not to hang about.

Keogh's a funny looking fella.