The Bonk

I’ve been watching the match in it’s entirety, Everton are Dyche’s Burnley. Which should be no surprise to anyone.

Pickford using his little arm to stop Henry.

Ref already gave the freebie, watch for a weak free kick given near the box or a questionable corner.

“He didn’t expect to do that” Get fucked

Aye, it's delightfully childish.

Was reading this earlier. Some choice quotes: I don't see him taking a swipe at tactics, more at Conte not playing him. Conte won't be there next year.

Think he means Kuol.

Hair Hubris He's really fucked himself since opening his gob after that spanking from Liverpool. If he got on with it instead of complaining about player transfers and lack of quality, he'd still be there. What the fuck did Brugge see in him?

I'm picturing the team Brugge coach filling up with players, Parker walks on last, the coach motors 100meters down the road, abruptly stops and he's 'hoofd' off in his wank turtleneck and wool sport coat.

He's such a tidy player and was awesome at Wolves, even better during his best season for you. He was a big part of Wolves being a top ten team and they haven't really replaced his production since. Big fan of Jota!

So why didn’t they win by more? Play us off the pitch? They took their chances well, we didn’t and outplayed them for long spells. Pep didn’t look too assured when it was 1-0.

Yup, more frustrating we can’t score with the chances we create than losing. I don’t think we’re too far behind and I think Villa will do the same in closing the gap sooner than later with the ‘top 6’.

They are for now, we’ll catch them in time.

The grift that keeps on grifting.

Uhhhh….might be tricky given the economic climate we’re currently in, @Kanji. The league will also be up our arse for any capital we generate from partners in the Kingdom.

Encouraging we can hang with the big boys, infuriating we can’t finish our chances.

Eh? We did everything in the looks department other than actually scoring.

Currently hardening my skin for icy temps.

The only reason you’re here is because we’re coming for your spot in the pecking order. You were a nothing club before the money came in and when we displace you, in the league, Europe, Cups, the shine will wear off anyone giving a fuck about the blue Marracunions. Enjoy what you currently have because we certainly will when we take it from you and we will be even more unbearable and topless when we do. Get fucked!

He's one of the good characters around the game, that's for sure.

I agree for the most part. Keita is only 28 and could probably do a job for Milan as he's rumoured going there.

I guess it's a different perspective on being shrewd. He was fantastic for you in '16-'17, kinda tapered off performance wise after that. At least in goals and assists, despite getting in a fair amount of games. I suppose that's a reason why FSG didn't bother with a contract extension.

Highly plausible! Like they didn't grow back properly. kid cracks me up.

Keita was weird to not get something for, same with Firmino, but do you really need the money those players might fetch? Probably easier to see out the contracts and focus on big name signings.