The Bonk

"molten award, then smash it"

It's insane and probably why Jones will never work in top flight football again. He's nuts.

What is wrong with him?

Was nice of the BBC reporter to state the obvious, but completely unnecessary and uncalled for.

Adams would be decent cover too, but would rather have the players you mentioned. Salisu, Lavia if we could do a double deal would be my preference.

if that is even remotely true, then everything else makes complete sense. Why not get rid of the table, Jonesy? Psycho.

Nah, I do, clearly couldn’t handle the pressure and came out with some whoppers trying to defend himself. His best bet at redemption will be promotion with another Luton type club. Wish the bloke well and hope he takes it in stride.

Are we sure this isn’t a Marra in peyce?

Clinical. Harsh on Wrexham, they gave their all.

Tozer having a go at the fans and a Rory Delap impersonation.

music to investigate to.

If only that Tweet could do this.

This has tickled me greatly. Brom and Burnley social media teams are fantastic.

of course. Fuck them.

It'll be a nothing fine, points deduction of like 15 or something insignificant. Ivan Toney is still kicking a ball in a sport they found him to be gambling on, it'll blow over until the next scandal hits the league.

Bucket 2.0™ For his majesty's royal return.

There's no way they abandon the Football Pyramid. If they do, I'd be with you and would check out completely.

Awesome news, hope he recovers fully. ??

Aye, just realized I screen grabbed the wrong tab. Apologies! The other thing to note, out of my blunder, is that Gordon offers more versatility positionally.

"Almost HERE WE GO, just announced the closing of congersation, Corberan to Leeds on a 8.5year deal to congert FFP" -Tapinamano

Agreed, he had an advantage coming on when he did. However, for some perverse reason I watched more Everton games last year than I should of and Gordon, Richarlson, Iwobi were the engine room of Lampard's survival run. Gordon is just as effective in moving the ball up the pitch as Maxi and isn't the defensive liability our rogue Frenchman is. When ASM is on his game, he's awesome, but overall, he is a hindrance to our team shape and system. I love the creativity, character and highlights Maxi brings to our team, but he's better coming off the bench.

I think West Ham was the test and Gordon proved himself in 20min to be of more value to our shape and systems than ASM did in almost 70. We'll try to get a couple goals in the first half against Bournemouth and then go on to a more defensive shape to see the game out. Then again, Howe could do exactly what you've described.

Gordon starts next game, without question and I have to believe Howe feels the same. ASM will be an impact sub the rest of his time here and I can see him going to a club like Palace or back to Ligue 1.

Lavia and Salisu when the Saints go down this year, please. someone has an inflated sense of self. "Sort of things" tells me someone is paid to tell him what stats are.