Yorkie

Shame it didn't work out for Parker. If someone had told me 12 months ago, that we'd be selling him now, i'd be absolutely gobsmacked. This is for the best though, it's a good deal for a player that wasn't good enough. Take care, Scotty. Good luck - you'll need it down there.

Shepherd has said that there was going to be funds from the word go, like February time. There's every chance that we hung back in siging Barton, because we didn't know whether we'd need him or not.

Aye, but i'll take it tbh.

Aye sorry, should have made it more clear.

I know, i was just proving his wrongness. 'Oliver's almost right' was sarcasm.

I know, i was just highlighting the maths.

the mirror and sun both say a deal worth £17.5m (46 grand a week) Stupid Alan then. No surprise. £46,000-a-week on a five year deal would be £12,000,000. Oliver's almost right, as £17,500,000 would be rougly £67,000-a-week.

Good striker, i like him and i like his agressive style of play, but it's only worth it if one of Martins or Owen goes, and i'd rather have either of them over Smith.

Have it your way.

You can laugh mate but it's true. There's nothing sadder than a vendetta over 'such a young lad' over an internet forum. I found it quite funny at first, just like with Northen Monkey (who, in fairness, seems to have given it a rest now), but now it's just tedious, and even the slightest mistake i make now is highlighted and i'm made out to be a total prick when really, i haven't done anything wrong. The first one was a question, i said: "We had a fairly weak side out, didn't we?". I got my answer, that wasn't the case. The second one, i said: "We won 4-2, IIRC...". Turns out that i was a bit off, we lost 4-3. Hardly a hurrendous error. Please mate, i'm asking you politely now, just get off my case - please stop with the constant little digs in my direction. We're both on the same writing team after all.

Just what the fuck is your problem with me, Kasper? Honestly - just what the fuck have i EVER said to you that has effectively put you on a pathetic little forum warpath? Everything that i say that involves the slightest bit of controversy, there you are, waiting to stick the knife in with your "Ban Yorkie" and your "Shut up Yorkie". Never have i ever said intereacted with you, or began a dialogue with you that has the intent of having a go. It's all you and i honestly don't know why. It is, absolutely pathetic mate. Honestly, give it a rest. It was the tiniest little error. But clearly, i have absolutely no knowledge about anything, according to your good self, and this is merely more proof of that. Get a life, seriously.

Forgive me for not knowing the exact scoreline/scorers/starting-lineups for the friendlies that were played three years ago. How dare i. if you don't know then don't post a random scorline hoping your've guessed the correct answer Obviously, i got the wrong game, that's all. And even if i didn't, it was hardly massively incorrect, was it? People simply are not allowed to make mistakes on this forum. Especially when you've got smartass know-it-alls like Kasper roaming the place, who can't wait to have a dig at every opportunity.

Johnson is shit imo Excellent at lPompey.

Geremi.

Has the potential to work.

I doubt it. Maybe two/three months in my case.

Signing Joey Barton, Tal Ben Haim, David Rozenhal and Mark Viduka, by spending about £8m, within the first fortnight of the transfer window is jizz-worthy.

Forgive me for not knowing the exact scoreline/scorers/starting-lineups for the friendlies that were played three years ago. How dare i.

There are two leadership/motivational/organisational players in our first team, and they're Butt and Nobby. And, Alpal, if we were to go with the 4-5-1 - who would you play instead of Butt in that defensive posittion?

I would if it had the Newcastle badge on it.

How do people expect Given to organise a team, when he can't organise a defense?

Butt, then Nobby, then i'm struggling.

Well in that case, TT, i think you're very difficult to please - because he came across to me, and most, as a very assured right-back who commanded the defensive line very well! Plus, like i said before, when he's playing from deep, he can pick out a fucking ace long pass; that's Nobby through and through. Last game of the season being the prime example.

Won't even attempt to argue with NE5 or anything, not worth it. Sorry - no offense, but i just can't be arsed.

Doubt it. Though merely down to Roeder's tactics, rather than Shola's inability to score many goals. Roeder was intent on playing long ball when Shola was in the side. The lad's injury could have been a blessing in disguise. Saying that... he'd already got 5. That's what I mean. He'd have easily scored at least the same again from then until May even in a crap season. Aye probably. But he'd have been unspectacular due to the tactics and had the shit ripped out of him cos of it. That's what i meant really.