Parky

Gonna lose this. Got my eye on Moyes too much...

Yeah RVP will be off. Rooney will ask for the sky and Craperly will end up at Hull.

Looks like Mata has already caught the ManU - we'll only ever do crossing disease.

Messi gets way too much protection in La Liga. You're not allowed to touch him, not even in a girls league like that. When he does get an inj there's a national outcry.

Send Messi to Napoli and see if he can single handedly win them the scudetto. The little fucking girl.

Get near him? I'd drop kick him in the tunnel.

They'd break his fucking legs the moment he started any of his skipping shit. Playing for Barca in such a dominant side in a league packed with shit bar the top 4/5 half this forum could do it.

Get the little fucker out of his comfort zone.

Would have waited till the summer. Players coming back and Laudrup is too exciting to jettison like this. They seem over freaked by non-existent relegation fears imo.

It's gonna be back to regimental formations with little movement and hoofing/semi-hoofing.

Chasing people for money would be a PR disaster and alienate others by consequence.

Looking at Pards recently I do think he looks like he's had enough.

Not looking forward to plummeting down the table.

Love the way Mou is still maintaining they have no chance of the title this year.

It's clear they have to call Mashley for anything serious.

Dunno, what other London-based fuckwit dinosaurs commonly related to the 1990s drink in his local? Peter Stringfellow.

Could it be Pardgone?

He's done a fuck up of some huge kind and Ashley has let him resign (probs with 6 months pay).

It begins.

Pards doesn't talk about stuff like that..Just defending and organising. Any offensive stuff is left to a few hours on a Fri as an afterthought.

Players didn't believe in the tactics.

"Sovereign states" "Science beat us" "Players are tired from europa league" (Even tho half didn't play) "Shola is an important player for us"

It's Pardew we need to break. I am officially at war with Pardew now.