S.S.R.

Some of the player ratings aren't giving Butt enough credit. His two performances this week are baffling. I'd give him an 8 for today and 1 for Monday. This must be the first time Viduka's been fit. What a difference being able to run makes. Referee - Very strange

Better than Ameobi, faster than Viduka.

More like All Saints. http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4234/zoggyej3.jpg Physio: "Sorry Charlie, from the scan it looks like you're out for a few weeks." N'Zogbia: "What you talkin' about, Ferris?" http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1415/duffdw2.jpg When did we sign Bryan Adams? http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5631/samallardyceqq5.jpg We're going to need a bigger lens

I'm convinced Allardyce has accidentally used indelible marker on the dry wipe board, and won't change the midfield 'cos he's too embarrassed to admit it.

Parker was a better tackler. Maybe, but Smith can trap the shin like no one else.

Milner Butt Geremi Smith Get over it Sam, it doesn't work.

This

Seems like Allardyce persists with things when they evidently don't work, has his favourites, and his not-so favourites.

Had to re-read that.

Should be grateful the FA let us borrow him.

Shame his leg joints are held together by blu-tac.

Ashley Cole is playing like Babayaro.

Give him a 20 year contract on £200k per week - anyone who speaks to Nobby in Buffalo Joes is indeed worthy. Goes out drinking late at night, doesn't deserve a new contract. :wink:

Build a massive multi-storey car park a few miles away, and have little shuttle buses to take you to the ground/back to your car. You could either pay a few hundred quid on the price of your season ticket or pay per game. Ashley would f*cking rake it in.

She was only asking... Should I have included a wink?

Who do you think we are, trading f*cking standards?

If you buy the current seasons shirt with a player's name on the back, and we sell that player, offer a free exchange shirt without the offending player's name on it. Send all the returned shirts to third world countries. Unless you're getting an obscure player or a personalized name/number on the back, the shirt should come with the name and number at no extra cost.

A season ticket card that money can be credited onto, to be used to buy food and drink on the concourse. Get the opportunity to put money onto it at the start of the season, and get a reduction in your season ticket price in return. Incorporate the card technology into a football shirt, so you just walk through the gate. A lot more screens are needed on the concourse, and make them bigger than what people have in their living rooms.

Change the thread title to: Picture for sale (Gay scally interest)

I'll accept that, what has Given won? 1st Division Championship with Sunderland. Milner is a good 2nd tier player. Whatever that means.

Not impressed with Belletti.

The fact we have to ask this speaks volumes. Jack of all trades, master of none?

Funny how we can keep a decent line in defence and catch the other team offside much better when we have a left-midfielder and a centre-back as our full-backs.

Didn't show the Maggie and Monty penalties either. Conspiracy!

You've been drinking again, haven't you?