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While he did in fact turn out to be 100% correct regarding Ashley, he almost single handedly ruined this board. Literally every thread ended up being ruined by him because he kept making it about Ashley and ambition (again, 100% correct, but not the point here). And he didn't just "go away" , after many, many warnings he was finally banned for good.

Was it Simon Jordan who rescued us from Pardew? If so, he's an absolute legend in my mind, but also an utter lunatic who should never ever have an opinion on anything.

There's no delay It takes time to sort these things out man. You don't just come in to a club and have everything sorted day one. There's statements to write, paperwork to be done, lawyers need to look over everything. He'll be gone soon enough.

Notice the players have SSN on in case Bruce has been sacked

Just cause he hasn't officially been sacked five minutes after their first meeting doesn't mean he'll be charge on Sunday ffs He'll be gone by the middle of the week, I'm 100% sure of that.

Reported for slander

That surely must be the total donations since they started?

Fuck it, I'm changing the thread title.

Definitely that season (you think) Says so much about the MA era that someone like you isn't even sure when you stopped going.

He probably gave him that sack fee because he knew he'd sell the club soon and gave his mate a big bonus.

Mate, he is fucking amazing. Best player outside The top 6 by far, even last season before Grealish joined Man City

Hey lads, we don't need to worry about us selling ASM anymore

Fuck are you on about?

Aye, fair play Greg The fuck hasn't Simon Campbell been the one True Faith out forward throughout all this shit though? He really is the only one that seems sound from that lot.

Was 18 I think when he took over, about to go to uni and everything was grand. Ended up as a completely different 33-year old who did nowt with that uni degree, but nearly 4 years into the best relationship I could possibly get, including an 8 year old stepson (I still feel incredibly strange calling myself his stepdad) that is just the best.

It was a (for me) good joke, couldn't not do it I forgot to mention that it would have been peak Messi. You've got the fucking infinity stones, imagine how much fun that front three would be.

Fucking hell, you don't own us any more, you don't need to keep lying to us. We wouldn't even have got Champions League if we finished fourth that season fwiw.

On to the #cans of Krusovic which is the only beer we've got at home

Sack Except for ASM and Dubravka

Well thanks for the heads up mate https://youtu.be/jEp-wgthcWU

Honestly, who cares what these third division pedo lovers think? Might even lock this thread for the night, let's just enjoy ourselves instead of laughing at some irrelevant cunts.

A waste? A fucking waste? Time travel Hatem back to pre leg break and pair him with Messi and ASM and you'd never think of your cousin ever again.

To those that hasn't watched is in a while; this lad is utterly fucking brilliant. The one reason to have watched us for the last year or so.

Can someone paste that article on here for us?

Sky can fuck right off for only making the interview available in the UK