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Schteve don't really do excuses, he's more of a "we were terrific today" kind of manager.

Forgot about this gem :lol:

The obvious jokes about it being just shitty Sunderland aside, can't feel great putting that shirt on on Saturday after this has come out and fighting for that clubs survival. I would ask my agent to take a look at my relegation get out clause and do my best for the club to get relegated and hand in my transfer request ASAP.

Aarons and Townsend on the wings away from home. Wijnaldum behind Doumbia with Shelvey and Saivet or Tiote in the middle.

Started to find his feet on the left and found a good partnership with Wijnaldum. Then fuckface in the dugout decided to change things up for no reason.

16 Crazy low sentence that then After reading the WhatsApp messages, I hope he gets sent down a long time tbh, seems to be a thoroughly disgusting creep in every way imaginable.

What's the legal age of consent in Norway though?

Fuck off!

Oh man, sorry to hear that mate RIP

Think they'll beat Liverpool unfortunately.

Genuinely don't think he'll be sacked even if we go down. I actually think there's a bigger chance of us sacking him if we stay up. If we only just stay up, they might look at the useless bastard and say "Sorry Schteve, this isn't what we expected from you, get the fuck out", while if we go down they'll look to save money on sacking him and finding a new manager and think that he's a decent manager to get us back up.

Out of the relegation zone

That'll do.

Boro losing

Palace have 3 points from their last 10 games, so the gap has closed 5 points in that time. Erudite.

Pretty shite games at Norwich and Leicester as well like.

Get in Chelsea

Boro, Leicester -1.5, Chelsea -1.5

Good bets on the Chelsea game, would've liked to be able to do something similar but don't have anywhere near that amount to bet with at the moment. Not too sure about the Villa - Everton game being under 2.5 goals though, both defences are rather crap.

Southampton, Everton, Chelsea, Rangers, Sevilla

Had Brighton to score next as well

Leeds are awful :lol:

Bollocks, was going to put money on Napoli when they conceded, but didn't manage before the equaliser.

Panenka penalty gives Brighton the lead over Leeds.

Fucking Messi man