Nobody

Get in!!!

Wont be given

Pen!

What a pass that was from Schär

Fuck

Again with the mistakes at the back

Bruno again

Can we have normal Trippier back please?

Trippier man, the fuck was that?

Green kit

Bellingham is insane man. 10 league goals already

Feel like they are a bit fucked if Maddison it Son is out for a while. Everything they do comes from them

Wilson would have been pretty much through on goal as well had he not had his shorts pulled right? Absolutely baffling how thwt wasnt given

Wilson getting his shorts pulled off right in front of the ref ffs

Fuck I wish that was Isak instead of Wilson

Well played Miggy

As good as Lascelles has been, Feel like were missing Botman an awful lot here today.

Fuck Isak off

Fucking ref, thats a great tackle from Big Joe

Good effort Gordon!

Save Pope

Mrs water broke this morning, but still no contractions yet. Reckon I've got a good chance of watching the game

Love to see how dull they are

Don't think Ive ever been more comfortable with a Newcastle player, he just doesn't make mistakes and everything he does is pure class. He's not just the best right back (by some distance) I've ever seen for us, he's simply one of the best players I've seen for us.