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@Kaizero and other Norwegians, Ødegaard doesn't get his own name right here does he? Sounds like he is doing an English version of both first and last name

Even Liverpool fans knows he's fucking garbage. An absolute joke of a striker.

Fucking Darwin Cunting Nuñes deciding to become prime OG Ronaldo anytime he plays us but can't hit a barn door when playing against the other sides in the league.

We seem to be good at keeping our contracts under wrap. Howe signed a new one last summer without anyone finding out. Could have been a clause triggered or another extension without the media finding out.

Guehi seems to be doing fine

Joao Felix to Chelsea official. Where is he even supposed to play?

Fuck sake, that is lifting

You lot looked very impressive from what I saw yesterday. Bailey was excellent IMO

Is there a football podcast going that's worse than the True Faith one? Two of the thickest people I've ever heard in them Norman and Charlotte, a complete narcissist in Alex and to be fair someone who is a bit decent in that Simon. Their analysis always tend to come down to "they are class" or "they were shite", and nothing is ever deeper than that.

What for? I haven't seen the whole game

Mudryk's got like an 8 year contract with Chelsea, hasn't he? Like, he's just going to be sat on his arse counting the money for the rest of his career now right?

I'm sure it happened last season at one point. I've got no idea who it was though

Ridiculous booking, just stank of Pawson wanting the game to be about him. No chance Robertson gets that booking at Anfield after 8 minutes like.

Still pisses me off so much Diazs charge on Schär. It's such a fucking cunts move, the whistle had gone ages before it.

Ever heard of Zinedine Zidane?

I'm not even having the "Schär is an idiot" talk. Bereton Diaz is so out of line that of course Schär is going to react, and he barely does anything anyway. I'd be fuming if someone did that to me as well like.

Shouldn't Bereton Diaz have been sent off for his antics on Schär anyway? The free kick was given like 5 seconds before he barges in to him, way more aggressively than what Schär is doing.

Aye, would have been mental to sub Isak for what is still a very much unknown quality today. If Isak was absolutely gassed and Gordon at full fitness I could have seen going with Gordon and Barnes as our attackers

Yeah this is more the game I saw. Winning goal came from him as well.

I don't think I've ever been as confident going into a new season

Joelinton played CB for 10 minutes in one of the pre season games, maybe with should try that if this offer is turned down as well

Fucking hell

Wonder how Howe has integrated him in his training mind. Howe to me seems to mostly focused on the next game, so wonder how much he has played the long game with Tonali making sure he's been integrated enough in the system without spoiling the preparation for the next game.

And then everyone will be super funny and say that he must have had a bet on himself getting sent off.

Pre-match presser with Howe is being live streamed on the app st 9.30 tomorrow