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Fucking ref, thats a great tackle from Big Joe

Good effort Gordon!

Save Pope

Mrs water broke this morning, but still no contractions yet. Reckon I've got a good chance of watching the game

Love to see how dull they are

Don't think Ive ever been more comfortable with a Newcastle player, he just doesn't make mistakes and everything he does is pure class. He's not just the best right back (by some distance) I've ever seen for us, he's simply one of the best players I've seen for us.

Our fucking manager

Do like how much James' wants him dead like

Howay, wouldn't trust a word of that

Tonali is mint and all, but even a 12 month ban I'm not really that bothered about. We've got Joelinton, Willock, Anderson and then Miley and Hall who can all fill in there, and I wouldn't be surprised if we get someone like Philips on loan if we're still in the CL in January. Club is run so good now that even a huge set back like this barely feels like it matters.

He bet on Newcastle to lose when he was out on loan (good bet tbf), and his teams to lose when he was unavailable IIRC. He also bet on himself to score and his teams to win.

Might as well use him while we can I guess

Aye, he's incredible. Can't remember seeing a teenage midfielder as mature as him (I know he's not a teenager any more).

Didn't really watch it until literally seconds before the third goal, but why didn't Italy even try and force it 3-1 down with 15 plus stoppage left?

Trippier mate, no need to run on the overlap there

Could be worse than putting Gordon on here, give the lad some experience and he would be a nightmare for Italy at this point i the game. But obviously Gareth chose to not fill Saka's place.

Fucking horrible news this

How come Turkey has already qualified when Wales and Croatia both also can reach 16 points? Probably missing something simple here

The train from Edinburgh to Newcastle is great as well, you definitely made the right choice in flying to Edinburgh

Get in, well deserved! One of my favourite players, and that's saying an awful lot.

Go to games in Sweden all the time and it's infinitely better as there's no stupid fucking VAR ruining the game. A goal is a goal, a mistake is a mistake, just move on. Much less focus on the refs than with VAR as well.

Surely it can't be sustainable for Liverpool to go a goal down every fucking game? Really starting to annoy me that.