Nobody

81 overall on FIFA, better than Ba

Was he at Clairefontaine with Ben Arfa?

December Pardew: "If I had known Ba would be this good, he would have been given the number 9 shirt." "We won't be signing a striker this window." (probably expects to be able to give Ba the number 9 shirt in the summer) January Ba: "I don't want the number 9 shirt." Pardew: "Oh shit!" Signs Papiss Cissé

"Sunderland, famous for Newcastle".

This is very typical of us under Ashley isn't it? Offer a decent amount, but one that's too low by a couple of million and then be too stubborn to stump up with the extra money to meet the actual valuation of a player.

In Hazard's case, I beg to differ. He's a special player. Dont think Pardew would know where to fit both him and Ben Arfa into the starting XI at the same time. Either side of Ba. Guthrie, Tiote, Cabaye midfield. Lethal front six that.

Wor Demba needs to have a word with him.

Honestly think we'd be flirting with relegation had it not been for Colo. Much of our impressive start was down to us being solid as fuck at the back, and if you take Colo out of that back 4, there's no way we'd have conceded so few. The man is top, top class, and we absolutely have to keep him.

Still feels so strange seeing Joe Cole play for Lille.

Did last season sadly. Yep, and celebrated like he'd won the world cup. Can't stand the little shit.

Get him in your Fantasy League teams, he's a steal at that price. He'll get a couple of goals this season if he stays fit.

They could have had three straight reds on another day. Very lucky to still be 11 players in the end IMO. Shit game, but not once did I feel that our lead was threatened. Thank fuck he kept Bothroyd on, what a truly shit striker he is

That little wankstain Duff is going to score, isn't he?

Xavi would have been proud over that pass to Best, fantastic. He absolutely needs to start, we can't have a player as good as him on the bench.

Love him

Class player.

COME ON!

I fixed it ages ago, speed the fuck up. I blame the massive amounts of alcohol I've consumed the last three days.

Dra åt helvete. That is no way to write dates man, it doesn't even make sense.

Fixed the date.

I'm still expecting us to win, but not starting Hatem is a fucking joke.

Fuck off.

Aye

Even if he would not be "anywhere near our first team" (which, let's be honest, he is), a bad injury like this is bad news for the team, in the long term at the very least.