Nobody

Toure does a Tiote

Aguero

Everything about Liverpool pisses me off.

Come on Man City!

Fuck off

mint, no rape crack though please alan. 'ohhhh he's gone past him without his consent there' will do nicely That was Curbishley, wasn't it? MOD ON MOD MODERATION, MOTHERFUCKER! No clips, please. That was at orientation.

Nothing new there then.

Beautiful. I'm absolutely gutted about this.

Jesus Christ, this is absolutely horrible RIP

Ben Arfas pass to Ba in the first half

Should have been off iyam.

Pardew said that he returned to training this week, Guthrie hasn't been training all week but could be fine. Don't think he said anything about Best.

I still can't remember that one mind, and I don't think it's as good as the other one, though it is very nice. I actually really like our green GK kit this year tbh.

Cheers That's a seahorse btw, not a horseshoe

Got a picture of that one? Can't remember it at all tbh.

Quite like Danny, would like him to sign a new contract, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if he didn't.

Had that when I was a bairn. Didn't realise at the time how fucking great it is. Would be class if we could see a return of it, it's so bloody good.

Anyone? I've no idea

Loved his pre-match press conference this week. Sounds cautiously optimistic, which is just the right attitude going into a game like this. Says we were good against City, but not good enough and that the players feels that as well, and that we need to iron out the mistakes. No beating around the bush, just honest and true answers. So refreshing

Maybe. Wasn't suggesting we'll sign him or even be in for him, but career wise for him, we'd be a good move. We've probably got too many wingers at the moment anyway.

Plymouth, Lille (Cabaye Also, Hazard and Sow), Valencia (loved watching them when they had Silva, Mata, Villa, Hernandez).

Wouldn't we be the perfect type of club for Johnson at the moment? A step down, but not too big of a step down, playing decent football and use our wingers a lot.

Expand Three of the five questions were about Chelsea and their future prospects. One was about the 'damage' it does to Chelsea, and the pressure it puts Villas-Boas under. Then asking what he made of Chelsea, and if they're the team he knew. Then saying 'you can't keep losing if you're the Chelsea manager can you?'. Like his team doesn't fucking matter. Embarrassing shit. I would tell the reporter to fuck off after that.