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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/11/17/sammy-ameobi-signs-new-deal-at-newcastle-72703-29792238/

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Pardew said in the talksport interview that teams that have come there to try and sit back have failed miserably, while teams that have come and have had a go had done a lot better, so I'm assuming we'll do the latter. It's also why I think we might see Ben Arfa on the right if neither Marveaux or Obertan are fit.

I had a dream that my mate said he would take me to school but then decided to go against his promise cus he was watching big brother and would only go to school after that.I was like dont worry i'll come watch with you then you can take me after that. He was like nah fuck off. Then once i saw him at school we had a big ass fight. I dreamt that me and a mate had a knife fight. Think I had killed a couple of random lads before, and that's why were squaring off. I managed to disarm him of his knife after a few cuts, but didn't want to finish him off, so I ran away and threw the knifes into a ditch and hopped on a bus. Only just realised that said mate is a Man City supporter, so I guess this dream means that we'll go a couple of goals up, they will equalise and we'll get a penalty in the dying few minutes that we'll miss. Get your money on 2-2, lads.

Get out. Chrome's fault, not mine. http://www.inkymess.com/imgs/inkings/UncleSam.gif Fuck off, Chrome has no problems with legitimise.

Wireside coming back on tonight then?

Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if he got a lengthy ban, preferably one that would keep him out for our game.

If Pardew and Ben Arfa both stay here until the end of their contracts and Ben Arfa does not once play on the wing, Niel will drink his own piss.

hopefully he was talking with his good mate eden hazard *nudge nudge* *wink wink* Hazard is one of the most (over)hyped players in Europe at the moment, doesn't matter how much Cabaye talks to him, he won't sign for us.

Pardew has said he will never play out wide for him. He also said Carroll won't be sold, that we'd sign a striker in the last few weeks of the summer etc etc. If shit hits the fan and we end up with two strikers who are both doing well but without a right winger, he'd be utterly daft not to play him there.

Think he might start at RW if Obertan and Marv are both out.

When is the draw?

Just like I was expecting then, glad I didn't miss anything

Couldn't see the game, quick summary?

Don't watch it in HD though, unless you want to go blind. Horrible, horrible face

Excellent news regarding Tiote

Don't like the concept of statues for people who are still alive tbh.

I'd say Coloccini, Ba or Cabaye have been our best player tbh.

I honestly can't be arsed with hoping that any of their players are out, the back ups they've got are so bloody good anyway that it doesn't matter. Dzeko and Mad Mario scare me about as much as Dzeko and Aguero.

Can't wait to see more of him, think he'll be a very good player for us.

Good man.

:lol:

Really like him, both as a player and as a character.

Is the Denmark - Sweden game on tele in the UK?

BHahaahahaha, just seen that Kean got a new contract :mackems: