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How many goals has Gyan got this season for them?

I'll certainly hold my hands up when it comes to Nolan. Hated him after we'd signed him, he was rank during his first six months here. I wasn't even sure about him in the Championship, even when he scored goal after goal. I've completely turned around now, think he's a fantastic character, his attitude is spot on, and he's playing very well. The fact that he pissed off the mackems so much yesterday is the icing on the cake.

I would probably not start Gosling just yet, I'd give Guthrie another chance. I'd want to give Gosling 30 minutes though. Obviously depending on Carroll's fitness as well.

Same. We seem to have rekindled that away form that we had at the start of the season. We seem capable of frustrating teams and nicking a goal, which will see us win more points than we lose (yesterday was just a horrible fluke). At home, we can be a match for any side too. I think we're pretty much safe. Would you take 17th right now?

After Tevez, Carroll has been the best striker in the league this season.

Bent is five (?) years older, never been a regular England player (something Carroll will be), handed in a transfer request and has three years shorter left on his contract.

Agree. Massive panic buy by Villa like, can see it backfiring on them.

We have seen him on the right in a handful of games, and he was even worse there than on the left. We've already got Barton on the right anyway, don't try and fix something that's working to perfection.

Can't be that unusual for teams to have two players score 60% of the goals like, sounds about right.

That's atrocious.

It's brilliant. It's impressive enough to see that run, but to be able to put perfect weight on that ball from that position is magical.

Their hatred for him only makes me like him even more

Yep, forgot that one. Half a yard away from a tap-in. Jonas' shot.

Any pictures of the 5-1 gesture?

Did Afellay play?

Yes. Edit. Simpson could improve and be his own upgrade. Who would you replace at CM?

Not for sale.

Guthrie ahead of Super Kevin Nolan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get in!

Fantastic character, good player and a great finisher. Love the bloke.

It was the same ref that let Barton off with one of them a few weeks ago. Barton got both the ball and a booking.

Simpson and Willi are good enough for where we are now.

Phenomenal today, took the piss out of Sunderland. Liked when Bent had his one on one with him, at first I was worried as I thought it was Simpson who was back, but when I saw that it was Jose I calmed down and knew he'd deal with the situation without any bother.

FYP.