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Please let this happen!

Barton Tiote Cabaye Ben Arfa Erding Ba

Yet another game where I could barely tell if Henderson was playing or not.

That would be class :lol:

:lol:

I thought a joke was supposed to be funny.

Fucking hell, that's well out of order

Who would you pay the £7m to?

Hasn't he trained with Real Madrid? Seem to remember reading some article about that a while ago.

I think someone needs to brush up on their Rebecca Black: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

Let me guess; he's effin brilliant?

He brings so fucking little to the team that I'd honestly consider playing with ten men instead of playing Smith.

Good back up for Tiote. Though it wouldn't be the best idea, as he'll be away for ACN as well. Not that I think there's any substance to it, talk about covering their bases with naming five teams

Class name.

If for nothing else, we need competition for places. It'll surely spur our starting midfielders on knowing that our top scorer from last season is sitting on the bench and is a very viable option.

Fuck off, that reply was towards me. I think.

It would maybe help if you told us if they were good or bad posters!

We don't mind newcomers, just like you shouldn't mind old posters who support different teams than Newcastle. Especially as there are plenty of other reasons not to listen to what Gash? says.

What's an arsenal fan doing on a newcastle forum? Talking about football?

who said that? David28: "now, not the likes of Smith should be improved upon, but the likes of Barton and Nolan. That people think that Cabaye and Gosling are better than those two is making me a bit angry. That's all." I know he's not saying that, but he's the one who brought it up.

Personally mate, as a pure central midfielder I think it is very easy to improve on Nolan. Obviously in terms of his leadership and goal output it makes him useful, but really you could sign hundreds of midfielders with more guile, technique, athleticism etc. Barton is slightly different because I do think he's a genuinely good footballer. In a nut shell. I would hope that Cabaye is an improvement on Nolan when it comes to general play, however I don't expect him to score the goals Nolan did. That's why I'm hoping for at the very fucking least for a striker that will massively improve on our forward options. With that, and extra possession, improved passing, technique etc that Cabaye is supposed to give us over Nolan, plus the return of Ben Arfa, that should mean Nolans goals won't be missed as much. It's daft to say that Gosling will be an improvement on either though.

Yuuuuuppp.

Can we have Sow as well? Just what we need IMO.

Look at me, I'm funny and that!