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National press saying he is close to joining Fulham. Fucking hope so. Don't want him anywhere near us.

His agent said it hasn't got anything to do with a transfer.

Not happy.

I don't know, but I'm certain that City said in one of their statements that he is the highest paid player at the club.

Yep that's my point. We need a right winger, he's a right winger. Simples. We do? I'd say we need a versatile winger to provide competition. That's where my client comes in. I'd say we've got enough on the right in Joey and Wayne. Especially when you consider what we've got on the left (until Hatem is back). Routledge is shat. Winger that can play both sides and we're cush. Disagree with you on Routledge. Good player, would do well given a run of games. Not that I want him to play at the moment, as Joey is a fucking amazing right winger

Yep that's my point. We need a right winger, he's a right winger. Simples. We do? I'd say we need a versatile winger to provide competition. That's where my client comes in. I'd say we've got enough on the right in Joey and Wayne. Especially when you consider what we've got on the left (until Hatem is back).

Yep that's my point. We need a right winger, he's a right winger. Simples. We do?

Please tell me he didn't say that?

He's done good, but I still don't like him one bit. He's also made himself look quite foolish with regards to transfers.

Where would you get that kind of money from though?

Spurs, please.

Nope.

How many goals has Gyan got this season for them?

I'll certainly hold my hands up when it comes to Nolan. Hated him after we'd signed him, he was rank during his first six months here. I wasn't even sure about him in the Championship, even when he scored goal after goal. I've completely turned around now, think he's a fantastic character, his attitude is spot on, and he's playing very well. The fact that he pissed off the mackems so much yesterday is the icing on the cake.

I would probably not start Gosling just yet, I'd give Guthrie another chance. I'd want to give Gosling 30 minutes though. Obviously depending on Carroll's fitness as well.

Same. We seem to have rekindled that away form that we had at the start of the season. We seem capable of frustrating teams and nicking a goal, which will see us win more points than we lose (yesterday was just a horrible fluke). At home, we can be a match for any side too. I think we're pretty much safe. Would you take 17th right now?

After Tevez, Carroll has been the best striker in the league this season.

Bent is five (?) years older, never been a regular England player (something Carroll will be), handed in a transfer request and has three years shorter left on his contract.

Agree. Massive panic buy by Villa like, can see it backfiring on them.

We have seen him on the right in a handful of games, and he was even worse there than on the left. We've already got Barton on the right anyway, don't try and fix something that's working to perfection.

Can't be that unusual for teams to have two players score 60% of the goals like, sounds about right.

That's atrocious.

It's brilliant. It's impressive enough to see that run, but to be able to put perfect weight on that ball from that position is magical.

Their hatred for him only makes me like him even more

Yep, forgot that one. Half a yard away from a tap-in. Jonas' shot.