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He didn't, he got lucky I'll take it though

A "weakened" Man U side would probably include the likes of Fletcher, Macheda, Rafael, Tevez, Nani and Scholes/Anderson/Giggs/Carrick/Park.

Guthrie has to start, btw, his corners are probably the best I've seen from a Toon player from what I can remember. 10 perfect deliveries yesterday, we could easily have gotten another goal from one of them.

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Down from 65% before the weekend to 45% today. If these final two fixtures were played ten times, I don't think Hull would get more points than us in more than three times.

Harper Beye Taylor Bassong Duff Guthrie Nolan Butt Jonas Lövenkrands Viduka Bring Martins on with about 30 minutes left and watch us turn another game around

Taylor is two goals shy of having scored as many league goals this season as our entire midfield combined (not counting Lövenkrands as a midfielder).

Makes a mockery out of that twatty Bolton fan. Fair play to you, wouldn't mind seeing you back in this league (hopefully with us to play you) in 10/11

Nope, Hull could still go past us.

Who else loves that Nolan was clearly off side for our second, without it being given?

Without having looked at their fixtures, I'd say that WBA is more of a threat than Boro. just checked them and they have liverpool and blackburn plus a -12 goal difference. Scared the shit out of me there man, they've got -12 goal difference on us ffs!

I agree, but the problem then is who plays wide? Duff when Enrique is back, LuaLua til then.

West Brom play on Sunday and Sunderland Monday, the rest of us play at 3pm on Saturday.

Without having looked at their fixtures, I'd say that WBA is more of a threat than Boro.

We would not have been in this situation had he been fit even for just ten more games. [/slight overreaction]

1 could very well be enough, I wouldn't put my house on it though. 3 and we should be safe.

That's the problem with Martins... potentially he could do a lot of things. if he was fit If he was fit, he'd be like a kid at Christmas - we haven't faced a lot this poor since training. if he was fit and not a bottling cunt. I expect defensive linches even though people should be happy. Still, who the fuck cares!? FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!

Aye, everyone knows yellow is the shittest colour for a car.

Since when? Viduka has been very good, our best player by miles. Quality corners from Guthrie, could easily have gotten another from one of them. Defence is looking shaky as fuck, I'm pissing myself as soon as they get the ball over the half way line.

NUFC: Steve Harper; Habib Beye, Damien Duff, Steven Taylor, Sebastien Bassong; Nicky Butt, Kevin Nolan, Jonas Gutierrez, Danny Guthrie; Michael Owen ©, Mark Viduka Subs: Oba Martins, Fabricio Coloccini, Ryan Taylor, Peter Lovenkrands, Kazenga LuaLua, Andy Carroll, Tim Krul MFC: Brad Jones; Justin Hoyte, Andrew Taylor, Gary O'Neil, Marvin Emnes, Afonso Alves, Robert Huth, Mohamed Shawky, Tuncay Sanli, Stewart Downing, Matthew Bates Subs: Ross Turnbull, Jeremie Aliadiere, Marlon King, Julio Arca, Adam Johnson, Tony McMahon, Jonathan Grounds Post match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,61842.msg1800640.html#msg1800640 PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Should have been Lualua instead of Butt or Nolan, IMHO. So fucking sick of them two. However, while Guthrie definitely isn't a winger, he can cross the ball, at least from a dead ball situation. Will be interesting to see if he can do it in open play as well.