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Aye, can definitely see the resemblance between this and Jonas and Guthrie

Oba back already?

He bought himself out of the contract in May or June IIRC. Impossible to know when we first showed our interest in him.

Can't wait!

FYP

Er, we haven't announced anything have we? I meant to say I prefer it when it isn't leaked. If nothing's leaked, people will complain about us not doing anything. I agree with you though, btw.

We'll never reach 32 pages by midnight if we don't pick up the pace a bit! Shithead, NE5, where are you??

Cus thats just what he does why? LBW, is that you? Beye would kick the shit out of Barton should Barton try to do anything.

They must be saying something?

I'm trying so hard not to be too optimistic about this. Could prove to be a very good signing should we get him.

i'd sign 'em both, given our injury record over the past few seasons, it's always good to have strength in depth We've let two CD go since last season, Rozenhal and Ramage, makes sense if we replace them with two others tbh.

How is that?

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It's not like you're drinking it anyway.

Is this a big enough signing that will make Shithea,,, I mean Shitea,,, no I actually did mean Shithead, to leave the forum like he said he would?

What should he have said then? "The gaffer knows I'm shit, so he shouldn't play me at all. Since I didn't score a goal last season, I should just give up on being a footballer. IF the manager MUST play me, he should make sure it is as a centre-forward, that's where I'm the least shit." Much better.

What, so before now he thought it wasn't an issue? Do me a favour. He should be saying nothing, 'cos he's been dreadful since he got here. Fuck sake, so he should just tell the journalists that he will not do any interviews because he's been dreadful? Makes sense Does he NEED to do interviews, like? With the Daily Star? I would assume the journalist rang him or his agent up and asked if he could do an interview. Smith, not being busy with scoring goals, says "sure I'll do the interview", goes off and says that if he is to play up front, he must score goals. What a horrible little twat he is.

What, so before now he thought it wasn't an issue? Do me a favour. He should be saying nothing, 'cos he's been dreadful since he got here. Fuck sake, so he should just tell the journalists that he will not do any interviews because he's been dreadful? Makes sense

I did not. Only looked where Carrol was on it, and saw that Fabregas was just under him.

Sorry, but what's wrong with it? Do you expect him to come out and say "yeah, I'm fucking shit, please Kev, whatever you do, don't play me!"? He is acknowledging that he must start scoring goals if he plays up front, and he is right in saying that.

This. That.

The ones at SJP IIRC

Nice of them.

I bet they hate them, this is the only time of the year when they actually have to do some work.