Alberto2005

Sky Sports 1.

Good signing imo.

Fair point.

Than scoring goals and not conceding them? Aye, alright. Yeah look forward to all those chances we create through Colback's eye of the needle passes.

I know everyone keeps banging on about getting a center back/another striker but I think a quality central midfielder is more important.

Oh fuck off.

I'm sick of this shit, not even at the first game and I already want the season over.

Colombia?

What sort of team are we expecting tomorrow?

Benzema is out of his depth at Madrid.

Fitness is the only positive.

Haha what an idiot.

Don't want Carroll back.

Ben Arfa should take responsibility for his fitness levels, there is no excuse why he shouldn't be in shape.

I've picked Bony ourely because I thought he'd go to Liverpool. Remy is cheaper though so I'm all for it. I've done the same with Loven (5.5m) and Ben Davies (5m). I've also put Sigurdsson in at 6m because he'll be a first team regular.

Still remember that Deportivo commentator... 'Best..... not the son of George'

Not entirely sure what you were expecting... Based on my expectations of this bunch of idiots I would say they've exceeded what I anticipated so far.

Good news really. We can only hope Pardew is sacked one day and this guy is still here.

He's only 23

Kuyt is woeful.

Is Townsend fucking stupid, De Vrij came back from an offside position.

Anyone withdrawn from Titanbet? I've had to send them ID proof, they seem a bit dodgy to me.

I have to agree, I would also take relegation tomorrow if it meant Pardew and Ashley left the club.

Bullshit.

Isn't that Riedler at the end?