Dr Venkman

I’ve seen this come up a few times re: Ramsey and I don’t get it, at all. He looks a very tidy player, much better in possession than Joelinton and has a history of being a dynamic player/scoring a few goals. He’s barely played and some people seem to be writing him off.

Fair enough. I’m not convinced.

What does this mean?

Is the WhatsApp group full yet?

On a scale of 1-10, how throbbing is your PIF corporate-power-move boner right now?

Is there a rival council outside your house trying to stop them emptying your bins?

Probably the worst I’ve seen us play since Eddie took over. We’ll be reet, he’ll sort it out.

The Last Post is inherently a silly thing to play during a solemn moment. I understand the history, but remove the context and it’s someone playing a tricky tune badly on a funny sounding brass wind instrument. I can barely keep a straight face.

Playing in a major tournament for your country remains a huge honour and players rightly want to do it. If you think any player should forfeit it for their club you’re just going to have to suck it up.

You've found the words. It's this bit. They both drive the team forward with individual ability right at the heart of the pitch. It's what I saw in January 22 when I watched a few clips of Bruno.

I'm stroking my ego, LionOfGosforth, go with it.

Anyway, we're comparing Bruno to Gazza, are we?

I reject the notion that you have to remove a boot which has half come off in order to tie it. Just put the rest of your foot in?

He didn’t have to. It was a massive momentum squashing exercise. Everyone does it.

He was great when he was 19.

I have a pretty good recollection of seeing him take his boot off before doing the laces up again. Did I imagine that?

This again

Wasn’t really sure where to put this. Occurred to me last night that we have a lot of players all over the pitch now who are very good at retaining possession of the ball. It’s surely the best NUFC squad I’ve seen in my lifetime. Ramsdale, Tino, Hall, Tripps, Botman, Schar, Thiaw, Sandro, Miley, Bruno, Ramsey, Woltemade. That’s just off the top of my head. I will be missing some. All of them help us keep possession and we will soon tip over into a team who controls games.

I love Sandro so much.

This man has turned us into a very, very good team. Form is temporary, Eddie Howe is permanent.

Only very, very stupid people. We certainly don’t have any of them on this forum.

But you have loads more to play with to build your squad, so selling well is easier. As for your financial situation, see the point above. Loads more to play with, therefore everything is easier for you. Not sure it’s even debatable.

Hope you’ve reported the person who sold you the ticket?