Ritchie

When your neck is too sore Cuz you're watching long ball That's a Pardew

http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nufcfans_st_james_park_reborn_coffin_newcastle_united.jpg They should've kept him fucking in there.

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Welcome to Hell, Gino!

Alan Pardew: Newcastle manager under pressure, says Alan Shearer Alan Pardew is under pressure as Newcastle manager, according to former striker Alan Shearer, as the Magpies poor start to the season continued with a 4-0 loss at Southampton. Newcastle have yet to win any of their four games, and have only picked up one Premier League victory in 12 matches. Fans held banners calling for Pardew's sacking, before the manager failed to attend the post-match conference. "The pressure's really, really on him," Shearer told BBC Radio 5 live. "That wasn't a good advert for the manager." More to follow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29193874

Should rename him JFK.

Second bottom now, ffs.

Alan Smith.

Jesse Ventura.

Khedira gets less than Arbeloa.

Jesus Fucking Christ. When he puts it in his ear!

https://vine.co/v/OBUI6gUw7JX

He's doing a Zamora.

Arsenal have just come in with an improved £15,000,001 offer.

QPR bid £15 million for Chelsea's Loic Remy.

0-0.

He actually called him ginger.

Absolutely glorious.

Everton can't go a season without loaning a player.

The Shockmaster never gets old.

Hey, we might score.

I wish our team could pass like that. We would've hoofed it after the third.

SHOT ON TARGET!