wormy

Was Ronaldo to Man U some massive scoop or something?

God I love how much he seems to have taken to the club already.

Do people imagine there'll be a waiting list for season tickets soon? That used to be a thing, didn't it?

They're on sale tomorrow I think. God knows if there'll be a limit so there's another free for all or not. They've added a ballot page on the website so we're all waiting with baited breath to see what that's for, too.

Thank fuck. Cheers mate.

How high is it going to be able to get tickets? I was 5,000-something and it timed out because of my call.. I just want to know I had no chance anyway..

Good luck all.

The call starts dead on 10am as if they really want to hurt me.

Is the queue ID at the bottom of the page on each device different?

Not the smartest idea when it's a one-to-one hour long call as part of my induction.

In a twisted way I hope I miss out based on queue number because it'd be way more gutting if I miss out because I can't multitask while on a work call.

What's up with their Twitter account? Always seems to have like five times the number of comments to likes. Don't remember seeing owt like it before.

Think you summed it up in your follow up. I could be wrong but I feel like they started off like a fairly normal poster, I seem to recall them being an NUFC fan, then just went completely off the rails and in to proper Ken M style posts.

Man I miss Oakie Doke.

I still wouldn't know who he is if people would just refrain from hate-posting him on here.

Holy shit this one is actually happening!?

Fuuuck. Need to make a work call at 10am dead-on on Tuesday.. I know its a slim chance anyway but to not even have a chance is eating at me now.

As I continue to pop in here for updates, I think I've come to a strange realisation that I'm not that excited about this transfer window. Ive been so detached from the wider footballing landscape the last few years that I don't know who the fuck any of our rumoured targets are. So I wouldn't know who/what I'm getting excited over. Shame really.

Scarily this feels even more realistic:

Calm down ffs. Have you never heard of due diligence? The charities still need to do their PowerPoint presentations.

Still could be.

Looking forward to it still crashing at 10am on the dot on Tuesday.

All I see is a nice idea in theory that's been executed shockingly. Just looks like a mess to me.

Don't worry, you're not alone. I've definitely been singing 'I'm an ass man' all day after seeing that post.