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'Merry Christmas, love. Now, if I could just get that really nice perfume back..'

I'm still tempted due to My Family tbh.

That last paragraph. It's the third Christmas he's been at the club. You'd think people would know what he doesn't want by now.

It's almost like our Champions League winning manager can spot a player and it makes sense to back restrict him in the transfer market because he can keep us up on minimal investment. FYP.

In the context of a comparison with Spurs right now though, there's no argument who the more attractive club is. Poch is in the middle of a project at the moment and I don't think there's anything he can do at Man United he couldn't do at Spurs. at this very moment sure spurs are a bit better but I don't think the gap between them is all that big and Man Utd can and will spend way more than Spurs on transfers and wages. Also there's no room for error with Spurs one bad season finishing outside the champions league and you will have players who want to leave and everything might fall apart. This is it. Spurs may be ahead right now but overall its not far ahead in the grand scheme of things. And that's all on the back of Man U being in their worst state for about twenty five years, and Spurs being in their best shape since God knows when. I don't want Poch to go to them, and I sure as hell don't want Man U to pick back up, as Froggy deserves to suffer immensely. But I think they've a chance of persuading him to jump ship.

A marked contrast to when he was bumming Pardew. Sure as hell won't complain.

The first thing that came to my mind too. The so-called punditry in this country is such a joke.

For no reason whatsoever I still don't think they'll have the balls to sack him mid-season.

Yep and the takeover is all off because of me too! ? Can't wait for Ashley to call up SSN pissed at midnight shouting about Odin fucking it all up.

Feature on Dubs in about 25 mins on Football Focus.

Bring him home.

Just read Chelsea could be punished by a partial stadium closure. Does that happen often? I always thought if they were ever going that route (which I know they won't with a 'big boy' like those cunts) it was just a full on behind closed doors thing?

don't even know why you put a question mark on that statement. The Express FFS.

Forgive my ignorance; when in the shit did this happen?

I just don't know why they would release a video like that. It shows absolutely nothing in a good light. As soon as Joselu laughed at that big ball of shit saying he was going in goal I knew it would be embarrassing.

That fucking Muller red. Maniac.

That just came up in my suggested videos and I was about to post it in here. Its so bad for so many reasons and I can't even decide which reason is the worst.

Surprised there hadn't been more mention of that and Roma losing in this thread then realised it makes not a blind bit of difference to that group. Aside from EL qualification.

I don't get the concept of 'no point in VAR because refs will still be shit'. Is it an offshoot of our club's Stockholm syndrome with Ashley? Anything that helps to resolve the absolute joke that refereeing has become even slightly is needed imo. How there's Newcastle fans of all people still out there who think VAR isn't a good idea astounds me.

And I'm guessing rather than any retrospective action on the referee and Wolves player, these absolutely disgusting comments from Rafa and Ayoze, lambasting a good, honest family man like Mike Dean who was just doing his job, means some fines our way too. Fucking cunts.

We’ll not be able to afford him now. Because we could 'afford' him before?

Good man. From an off-the-pitch perspective Sterling has fast become one of my favourite players for the way he handles this country's pathetic excuse for media.

Very good So weirdly catchy. Found myself singing Edeeeeeeeer Careeeeeeeeeeew while making breakfast. I was surprised at how good that actually was.

Half time and I'm at exactly 50% of the goals needed of my BTTS 25 fold. It's the hope that kills me.

I would've thought I'd be bored of these comments but I'm really not.