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Fun fact: they shot the second scene entirely with ethically sourced piss from NUFC fans' reactions to not signing Roberto Baggio.

I can't keep up with reporters. I could've sworn most people tossed him off relentlessly not long ago but I'm seeing more and more hate of late. Am I mixing him up with someone else or where did it all go wrong?

I can't explain how much I hate this new era of thread titles fitting in two completely contradictory reports.

Who's getting down there with the obligatory dildo?

Maybe all these clubs willing to pay more should actually submit a fucking bid then.

Who's at fault for near enough every batch of TV fixtures being late to be announced for years now? I'll continue blaming them.

The Transfer Markt Gods have spoken.

You could just soak in the piss that's still somehow filling this thread.

Maybe he and Isak can rotate it each year.

You could say we're going well and truly balls out the (transfer) bath.

It's a sterile as fuck way to view things, and as midds says we can worry about it when we get there. But its undeniable that continuing to push the boat out when we can, adding to the truly top players in the squad will make it much more palatable when one finally has to move on and we've got another 6 or 7 purples still here.

Seriously can't believe this though. I'd resigned myself to NUFC being nothing more than a perennial bargaining chip used by his agents.

Nowt new there then.

These seem to be how our best deals happen. Isak last minute. Sandro was pretty out of the blue too, wasn't he?

DCL would've allowed us to spend £60m on Guehi so we could fume over how we overspent on him while also hating our new striker. Would've been win-win.

I hear Paul Mitchell's driving round Newcastle telling everyone that will listen it's the biggest waste of funds since Tino and Hall.

Looks suitably unimpressed to be back. Head's gone.

Hey. It takes corroborating of multiple sources before 'deal on' can become 'here we go'. You need to trust the the near-three years of tradition since this gobshite supposedly became the Oracle.

I'm sticking with my interpretation of "wait wait, who's this twat? Wha'?".

Tbf he does look like he's shitting himself but I think that's just the libations.

A little birdie told me that Elanga was a Jack signing and Eddie's fuming.

Shola is the new spitting director he'll report to.

It's either this one or Minteh's. You decide. Just kidding. It's both.