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Well thank fuck for that. Hopefully it's a little too cliché even for us to end up with both of our young star full backs out at once. Seems a little strange to not even put him in the subs but I guess we still managed a reasonably strong bench for now.

Already desperate for an update. Really hope he's okay.

And away we go.

Was waiting for him to spot someone to throw it out to. As soon as he went to kick I just groaned. What's even fucking stupider is he is actually pretty damn good at throwing the ball out. Utterly needless.

True. I say he can't get away but maybe Mike was the hook up.

Is that shirt sponsor the Flannels? Even in the UAE second tier he can't get away from Mike.

These filthy cunts of all teams whinging about too much injury time. Get absolutely wrecked you spawny little wanks.

Get in.

Relentlessly grubby little cunts.

Ah. I read it as it happened twice at the same ground but makes it less surprising (but no less awful) that it's been ignored if it was two separate locations. Definitely needs to be changes though when that article says the stadium was classed as completely up to standard.

Why would you reward him?

Unless you actually find it funny I wouldn't give Keane any of your energy. He's the epitome of pundits playing a character. He knows what gets giggles from his colleagues and he's undoubtedly been told what does well on social media. They're just saying things for the sake of it to fill airtime and it's why every pundit invariably becomes absolute dogshit. Back when it was just a studio appearance every week or two they could talk about something they actually knew about with confidence. Now they just need to keep chatting shit about everything for 'engagement' and you realise how dense/vacuous so many of their opinions really are.

Jesus. RIP. So someone had done similar previously and they made no changes at all?

Fucking head shot.

Doesn't exactly alter my point unless he's been lined up for six months.

Can't deny it rankles me a little bit how they've gone and replaced their man in the space of a day and we're like half a year in to our search.

Man, just thought it's a good thing he didn't arrive until 23 and is too injury prone or I'd be fucking fuming if he went and overtook Shearer all-time. Thankfully looks like it'll just be Haaland if he doesn't get bored of England.

Get a load of this snowflake.

One for the neutrals, that.

As much as I'll always miss him in the XI, good that he's missing some games. I know the weekly Schar head injury has been a running joke for years now but it is pretty worrying how many blows he's taken, especially as he's rarely gone off for them and just continued as normal. Absolute joke that he was allowed to continue last night.

Isn't that just Spanish fan culture? Never looked at the figures but I feel like I always heard people say that Spanish fans just don't do away matches like we do?

It's not like their pursuit of Isak was a secret. If people on the outside could picture a world where they signed both, he and his agent must be thick as day old pigshit if they didn't consider this timeline.

I'm not having the rewriting of Klopp being somewhat tolerable once upon a time at all. They can simply both be cunts.

The problem with that is Eddie's comments hardly ever scream anything. There's no point ever trying to get a read on him.

Oh great, so now we're excluding fans with stage fright? Not me ofc. Just thinking about others.