ElDiablo

Could see him at Fulham when Hughes inevitably leaves.

Should go for Matt Jarvis.

David Villa? He's 29. He's also the best striker in the world. For how much longer?

David Villa? He's 29.

To spite Arsenal fans.

Was going to say that looks a really good list, but then saw 'some'.

Get in.

Followed some of you creepy bastards.

Shit.

Does so much more for Carroll than Ameobi does, ran the channels well and scared the shit out of their cb pair. Really encouraging cameo.

On Roy's facerub: "It's the arse crack rub and smell that worries me more."

Cook Pass Pardew

My work mate who's a watford fan is saying they'll throw it away. hmm My mate's just text me to say get on the 2-2 draw, they always squander leads apparently. Been impressed with them though, nice to see a team full of young English lads playing decent football.

I wanna be a Pardew ranger I wanna live a life of danger I wanna be a scuba diver I wanna have a 69er With the girl that i love best Many a time i've sucked her breats fucked her standing fucked her lying if she had wings i'd fuck her flying now shes dead not forgotten dig her up fuck her rotten

Saturday night.

My feelings spot on.

Don't think the length matters too much in all honesty.

Already retreated into apathy.

Someone better at life than me should get a Hughton picture and add 'never forget' underneath.

GG will know the crack.

Partisan Newcastle

Green army.

Why the hell do you hate Scotland so much? Because its s*** I'm guessing. The whole of Scotland is 'shit'? Yeah.