ElDiablo

Couple of Sigurdsson corners into DCL and Mina. Jobs a good un.

In 2020 anything's possible right guys?! Guys?

Points.

Assuming Adam Le Fondre still gets a game off the bench for them.

Genuine question - is there any advantage to making this stuff public?

Scatty as fuck, that. Hendrick against their two centre mid, the strongest part of their team. Right.

1-0 Wolves. 84th minute.

Ready to scrap this shit in record time this season. Dogshit teams in my league with no thought way ahead already. Fuming.

Shameless. Disaster capitalism, simple as that. Could've done a better job hiding it mind.

Quite enjoyed this. A lot of them are very likeable.

The less we hear the better. We just need to scrape up and I think Ashley will be gone one way or another this time next year.

To be fair, though, that's our whole midfield and defence.

Player this lad.

Fucking mess of a human.

We need two new starting central midfielders imo. Hayden and Shelvey should be back ups. No technical ability on the ball between them. Garbage tier Cabaye/Tiote.

Cause this Newcastle United isn't ours. It's a cheap wish.com special made to show off some fat cunts company and just barely exist. And honestly the only hope we have is to make it not worth it for said fat cunt so we can have the club back He clearly hasn't experienced anything other than Ashley. Sad.

Still got the weights in his boots this season I see.

I'm actually disgusted with that result.

Bottom, well clear of second bottom. Rancid shite. Edit - meant in terms of the 20 teams in the league currently.

Not enough Marcus. He's the glue. Kate doesn't seem like a natural 'host' and her bants are dismal.

Lip service from the Government. PL massive earner for the country but also desperate to keep the Saudis onside.

Allan looked a class apart.

Leeds away first game.

I found out the other day that Smalling sounds exactly like Richard Ayoade.

This. All too happy to #wait.