Dogmatix

Stoke narrowed and shortened their pitch tonight to compress play, and make their horrible brand of football more effective. Truely, dispicable anti-football. So pleased when it didnt work

Pray mat oot, come on Darren a hat-trick please. Can't wait for the meltdown.

Amongst all the other reasons to be walking about with a huge smile today, was the realisation that Joey Barton, has had more impact with one tweet than the mackems have had with that rather expensive, arse-licking banner they produced for their Liverpool game.

Bet we end up with Goodwullie. Kind of stroke that Ashey would pull.

Do you care to explain the reason behind your smily? Your post amused me. Dear Leazes Terrace resident, As you will undoubtedly know Newcastle United football club is constantly seeking to maximise revenue to fulfil the potential of this great club. It has therefore been agreed, with the permission of the City Council, to extend our East Stand to a similar height of our current magnificent Milburn Stand. This, unfortunately, will have some repercussions for yourself. We at NUFC appreciate your co-operation in this matter and as a result of the club moving the boundary of the new East Stand to within 14cm of your front door, the club has shown it's appreciation of your inconvenience by fitting this new stand with a glass roof so your chimneys can bask in the sunlight all day. Thank you and good day sir. Yours sincerely Derek Llambias Your post amused me. The building is owned by Newcastle University and is 97% student occupied, when they are at uni. The rest of the time it is vacant. Also, those front doors are mainly ornamental, entrance and egress are make by doors within the rear court-yard. Finally, there is no such thing as a 'Right of Light' so that would not hinder planning permission. Having said all that it is a beautiful looking biulding even though inside it is a rabbit warren of corridors and tiny bedrooms.

Is he ever fit ??

I wish him well

I would fucking die of joy if that happen. http://susanwanchu.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/randymarshjizz.jpg THIS

Should put a bid in for Bent, mackem meltdown guaranteed

If thats true then that a horrible way to run a club, "pointless bidding on him man, he PROBABLY won't come" Yeah, they will be standing aside, you know the way they keep accusing us of doing.

Can we buy Sturridge instead, please.

Excellent player for us and you will fail to find a single SAFC supporter who disagrees,no way back for him at the end though and always picked up a mysterious injury when Fulham were due to play at the SOL. Read this lot then http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=596284

Players bringing their whole effing family out for the lap of 'Honour' I dont want to see your spoilt kids

I understand that its 'Don't you worry 'bout a thing' and its Stevie Wonder , but dont let on

A bit like Titus

I don't think he will ever be good enough. Twice he could have put others in but wasted the opportunity.

One thing this weekend has proved is that the theory that Newcastle fans are not bothered about finishing above Sunderland is now blew out of the water,the sheer euphoria on this thread and the "other games thread" has been stunning. One poster by the name of Jonny Hall even described it as "the best weekend ever",let's hope Newcastle do finish above Sunderland to save some serious red faces on this messageboard come May. You must not have been reading anything on RTG for the last 2 seasons

Is Gyan wearing red clown braces

He's a lapsed Mackem embarrassment. The fuckers can have him back. A mackem and a HUGE embarassment, I wish he would just fuck off

Connor Wickham anyone ?

What's the betting on him suddenly being fit to play ?

You have to tell us who he posts as now

Forget the papers, forget the media, the biggest embarrassment is that fat bastard with the tits who has started to strip for the cameras. If anyone knows him, please tell him to do one, we have enough problems with out that vomit-making sight

OR to the tune of the old Supermac song Titus Bramble Sunderland star How many girls have you raped so far ?

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope