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You know what? If we signed him up now he'd probably quadruple our goal tally for next season...

We should sign this lad. Looks like he's got quite a good shot on him:

discuss. Think it's called clutching at straws, mate. Or wishful thinking. One of the two - I forget.

This has to be the clearest sign yet that Ashley is considering selling up.

You can get all those good cheap foreign players because the EPL is one of the best shopping windows in the world, and a great place to go to push on you career. Scotland? Not quite so. No but you don't need as high a quality as it's the SPL. It's about as competetive as league 1. Most Championship sides would walk it. Loadsaloans to be made to Rangers next transfer window then... Fuck me. Not often I make an accurate prediction.

Can't help wondering why Pardew would jump ship now, especially to a less securepositron at Palace, unless he knows something we haven't yet been told about the future of the club...

Wouldn't be surprised if Fat Mike replaced Pardew with Robbie Neilson from Hearts. Up and coming young manager, loads of reasons why it might be a tactical masterstroke, if you think about it...

Fickle bastards. You should give Pardew a chance at least...

You win some, you lose some. Que sera.

He's found his mojo and we're going to be in the Champions League next year. Keep up the protests.

Are you getting confused between manager of the year and 3 straight defeats? I am not, Michael. I am not.

Really? http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/035/b/b/belisha_beacon_by_Naya812.jpg

Tactical genius. Man motivator. Manager of the Year beckons.

Imagine! Nailed on if it stays like this...

You can get all those good cheap foreign players because the EPL is one of the best shopping windows in the world, and a great place to go to push on you career. Scotland? Not quite so. No but you don't need as high a quality as it's the SPL. It's about as competetive as league 1. Most Championship sides would walk it. Loadsaloans to be made to Rangers next transfer window then...

Wow, we've signed Jack Colback? Gutted I gave up my season ticket now.

Not a chance mate. Your only option now is to cancel the direct debit and kiss goodbye to money you've paid since March 1st (assuming you're on the 10 year deal)

His lunch.

Brilliant result masterminded by the unfairly derided Pardew. Hopefully Ashley will see sense and extend Pardew's contract another 7 years.

Toon legend. You should show some respect, ffs.

Great result for the Toon today. I bet those twats regret leaving the stadium early now.

Jesus Christ! I never thought I'd say this about an Ashley era NUFC shirt but that is a piece of ART!!! Skillfully depicts the total violation and desecration of the club's traditions being meted out by the Ashley regime. And yes, he will have the last laugh as gullible fucking twats run along like good little puppies to SportsDirect to buy it so they can be human billboards for a pay day loan company. Makes you weep with pride being a NUFC fan these days. It's not real. Thankyou, Captain Obvious.

Jesus Christ! I never thought I'd say this about an Ashley era NUFC shirt but that is a piece of ART!!! Skillfully depicts the total violation and desecration of the club's traditions being meted out by the Ashley regime. And yes, he will have the last laugh as gullible fucking twats run along like good little puppies to SportsDirect to buy it so they can be human billboards for a pay day loan company. Makes you weep with pride being a NUFC fan these days.

Is that even one week's pay for the stupid shitbag?

Ali G did this "Is it cos I is black?" shit ten years ago, but he was slightly funnier.